The Best 45 Deferens Jokes

Today in sex ed our teacher asked what's the difference between a male reproductive system and the female reproductive system.

Apparently there's a vas deferens

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Do penises and testicles have much in common?

Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two.

When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia...

There's a Vas Deferens.

Male and female anatomy are not similar

There's a vas deferens

A common misconception on the male anatomy

While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried.

I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life.

Two men discuss vasectomies...

First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

You know what they say about vasectomies...

There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.

Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever

How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system?

There's a vas deferens.

You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's....

But there's a vas deferens.

A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life

A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt.

But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens.

How can you tell a man from a woman

Well, there's not really a vas deferens

A son asks his dad, "What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures

but there's a vas deferens between the two.

It's quite hard to compare the epididymis and the seminal vesicle

There's a vas deferens between them.

Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome...

Actually, it makes a vas deferens.

Vasectomy or no vasectomy,

Vas the deferens.

(I'll show myself out)

They say the male and female reproductive system is very similar

But I think there's a vas deferens

I used to confuse penises and testicles...

But then I realized there is a vas deferens between them.

I asked a German doctor about the anatomical differences between males and females...

I don't think he knows, cause he answered "Vas deferens?".

A man's testicles and his urethra are two very dissimilar things...

It's true that there's a vas deferens between them

Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra.

There's a vas deferens between them.

Between biological males and biological females...

...there's quite a vas deferens.

I asked my friend if sex changed much after his vasectomy.

He said he didn't see a vas deferens.

after a vasectomy, make sure to ice your nuts

it makes a vas deferens.

Are male and female reproductive organs similar?

No. There's a vas deferens.

Most people think that the testicles and the seminal vesicle are the same thing...

...but there is a vas deferens between them.

I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow

I'll tell my urologist she can start with either side because ultimately it doesn't make a vas deferens.

I don't know why people say that pee is stored in the balls.

I mean, there's a vas deferens between the two.

I had always thought becoming sterile through testicular trauma was the same as having a vasectomy

Turns out, there's a vas deferens

What do the testicles and prostate have in common?

Nothing. There's a vas deferens between the two.

Are the testicles and urethra similar?

No, there's a vas deferens between them.

People say the testicles and the ovaries are very similar

But there is a vas deferens between them.

Is it okay to compare a man getting the snip with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isn't a vas deferens between the two ovum

My friend asked me if sex was any different after my vasectomy.

I said, I don't notice a vas deferens.

I got a vasectomy last week.

So far I don't notice any deferens.

When I was younger,

when I was younger, a lot younger, I used to think that vasectomies and circumcisions were the same thing. Now I know there's a vas deferens

Some people think the testes and the prostate do the same thing, but that's not true...

there's a vas deferens between the two

The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.

True story:

Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your balls chopped off.

Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.

Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.

My wife asked me how sex felt after my vasectomy.

I told her I didn't notice any vas deferens.

Is there a big difference between male and female anatomy?

Yes, there is a vas deferens.

I asked my urologist which was more impressive, a uterus or fallopian tubes.

He said "I dunno, there's not a vas deferens."