Defensive Jokes

Discover a collection of jokes about defensive lines, defensive backs, defensive driving, defensive linemen, and football defenses. Learn some NFL-related puns as well as witty quips about the difference between offense and defense.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Defensive Jokes with Friends.

I want to find a hobby where I can get in peoples way, complain for equality but ignore the law, and get all defensive if anyone attacks my hobby.

Hey, check out my new road bike!!


Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer?

Because Hebrewed it.

...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city....

as it turns out, not my Forte.

Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly.

Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'

I wonder how often the defensive line in football makes fun of the other team's quarterback

Or maybe that's just too offencive

People always say I'm really "defensive and argumentive"

I say "I know I am"

Russian winter

Russian winter has gone from defensive to offensive. After succesfully defending Russia against Napolen and h**..., it has now decided to attack USA.

Defensive joke, Russian winter

Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!!

Do defensive time travellers exist?

A shop that sells fake grass for gardens was robbed...

Afterwards the owner was asked why he was so defensive during the robbery of the fake grass, to which he replied:

Well, it's my home turf.

What do you call an incontinent defensive player in American football?

A piddle linebacker

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When I was younger I was strangled by the umbilical cord.

Mothers are way more defensive over their newborns than I expected.

So I told the other soccer team a really offensive joke

They took it poorly and were defensive the rest of the game

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