The Best 9 Defense Attorneys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defense Attorneys jokes. There are some defense attorneys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defense attorneys puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defense Attorneys Jokes and Puns

Brainless Lawyers

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?"

"No."

"So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"

"Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."

Defense!



In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere!

What do Defense Attorneys and Sex Workers have in common?

They both are paid to get people off.

criminal defense attorneys are like whores

Their only job is to get you off...

As a defense attorney for ED malpractice suits, I had a terrific strategy. . .

but it didn't stand up in court.


Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that.....

He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.



Or you could say,



He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.

What do you call a lawyer with a black belt in karate?

A self defense attorney!

What is a defense attorney's favorite kink?

Getting off on a technicality.

I won my first case as a defense attorney. My client was mute and accused of murder.

His testimony proved to be a sufficient grunt for dismissal.

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