Laughter Defenders Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ?
Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind
The best soccer team in the world
We will put g**... as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.
Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.
Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.
And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.
Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
The first sign of football in the Bible,
Jesus went up for the cross and got nailed by 2 defenders.
What do f**... home workers and football defenders have in common?
They get yelled at if they let the wrong guy inside the box.
(OC)
Why do the Asian public defenders clients always get executed?
Because he always concedes to the prosecution that his defendant deserves to be rocked up.
