The Best 6 Defenders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defenders jokes. There are some defenders rugby jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defenders defender puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defenders Jokes and Puns

Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ?

Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind

The best soccer team in the world

We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.

Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.

Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.

And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.

Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

The first sign of football in the Bible,

Jesus went up for the cross and got nailed by 2 defenders.

What do funeral home workers and football defenders have in common?

They get yelled at if they let the wrong guy inside the box.

(OC)

Why do the Asian public defenders clients always get executed?

Because he always concedes to the prosecution that his defendant deserves to be rocked up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defenders objective puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defenders suarez piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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