The Best 7 Defender Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defender jokes. There are some defender advocate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defender defense puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defender Jokes and Puns

A soccer team goes to a bar after a big win.

The keeper decides to hang out with his close friend, a defense player and his girlfriend. As it comes time to head home, the defender pulls the keeper aside and decides to compliment him on his play.

"You know, you're good as a keeper."

"Oh? What brought this about?"

"Well to start, you've been keeping me from scoring all night."

I got arrested for masturbating in public and declined a public defender.

I don't think I'll have a problem getting myself off.

I met a lovely, helpful person the other day

They were always asking about me, wanting to get to know me better. They seemed genuinely helpful and were there when i needed them most. They dedicated their time to me and didn't even ask for anything in return. I decided to take the plunge and kiss them!

Anyway, i need a new public defender.

Why doesn't God like the weekend?

He's the defender of the week.

What do you call a defender of a castle who is too weak?

A fortnight


The manager for Chelsea FC swapped their defender for another one. The opponent scored 2 goals back to back straight after.

"Oops, wrong sub.", said the manager.

Who is the strongest Defender from Netflix?

Iron Fist. He was able to take down all the others by himself

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defender zucchini jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defender goalkeeper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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