Defender Jokes

6 defender jokes and hilarious defender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about defender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

The world of defenders is a vast one - from public defenders to Land Rover Defenders, football defenders to the Pittsburgh Steelers - something for everyone. This article takes a look at the best defender jokes out there and examines their origins; from Holden to Guardian jokes. Read on to find out more.

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Cheerful Fun Defender Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good defender joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the difference between Republicans and Ukrainians?

Ukrainians defend their Capitol.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends ?

They can't defend the tower

How many french soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

I don't know, it's never been done

Two r**... are admiring their firearms.

One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

When I become a lawyer I want to defend a penguin.

Just so I can say the words Your Honor, clearly my client is not a flight risk.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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