Hilarious Fun Defeeted Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?
Defeeted
I heard that dolphins have vestigial legs...
It would seem evolution defeeted the porpoise.
I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles.
Alas, I was de-feeted.
did you hear about the person who lost their legs in battle?
they were de-feet-ed
What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off
Oh no I've been defeeted
A person falls down in a race...
He was defeeted
After a year long struggle, my diabetic uncle just had both legs amputated below the ankle....
I guess you could say he was de-feeted.
What happened to the Knight who lost his legs in battle?
He was de-feeted
Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles.
The opposing knight was defeeted.
Why did the guy with no legs lose
Because he was de-feeted
How did Europe feel after switching to the metric system?
Defeeted
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My friend lost a fight recently, they took both his legs...
You could say he was defeeted
Why was the amputee unable to win the foot race?
He had already been completely defeeted.
What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?
What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?
Oh no, you've defeeted me!
What did the diabetic superhero say after he lost a fight with his arch nemesis?
I've been defeeted.
I just witnessed a feet amputee man challenge a kid to a 100m race
but sadly he lost, he was defeeted
