The Best 16 Defeeted Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defeeted jokes. There are some defeeted duel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defeeted defensive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defeeted Jokes and Puns

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

I heard that dolphins have vestigial legs...

It would seem evolution defeeted the porpoise.

I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles.

Alas, I was de-feeted.

Defeeted joke, I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles.

did you hear about the person who lost their legs in battle?

they were de-feet-ed

What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off

Oh no I've been defeeted


A person falls down in a race...

He was defeeted

What happened to the Knight who lost his legs in battle?

He was de-feeted

Defeeted joke, What happened to the Knight who lost his legs in battle?

After a year long struggle, my diabetic uncle just had both legs amputated below the ankle....

I guess you could say he was de-feeted.

Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles.

The opposing knight was defeeted.

Why did the guy with no legs lose

Because he was de-feeted

How did Europe feel after switching to the metric system?

Defeeted

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My friend lost a fight recently, they took both his legs...

You could say he was defeeted

Why was the amputee unable to win the foot race?

He had already been completely defeeted.

What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?

What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?
Oh no, you've defeeted me!

What did the diabetic superhero say after he lost a fight with his arch nemesis?

I've been defeeted.

I just witnessed a feet amputee man challenge a kid to a 100m race

but sadly he lost, he was defeeted

Defeeted joke, I just witnessed a feet amputee man challenge a kid to a 100m race

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defeeted war jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defeeted defence piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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