Defeeted Jokes

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Funniest Defeeted Short Jokes

Short defeeted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The defeeted humour may include short brawl jokes also.

1. At his death bed, achilles realized that they where going to loose the war and uttered his last words. Defeet hurts.
2. I heard that dolphins have vestigial legs... It would seem evolution defeeted the porpoise.
3. I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.
4. Why was God hesitant to implement his evolution idea? He worried it would defeet the porpoise.
5. After a year long struggle, my diabetic uncle just had both legs amputated below the ankle.... I guess you could say he was de-feeted.
6. How did the cannibal feel after defeating his girlfriend in the Colosseum? Well, he was gladiator.
   *Defeeting
7. Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles. The opposing knight was defeeted.
8. Abebe Bikila famously won the 1960 Olympic marathon while running barefoot. Do you think his opponents tasted defeet?
9. What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet? What did the guy say to the man who cut off his feet?
   Oh no, you've defeeted me!
10. What did the diabetic superhero say after he lost a fight with his arch nemesis? I've been defeeted.

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Defeeted One Liners

Which defeeted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with defeeted? I can suggest the ones about win and duel.

1. Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians? They love the taste of defeet.
2. How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted
3. did you hear about the person who lost their legs in battle? they were de-feet-ed
4. What did the villain say when he got his legs chopped off Oh no I've been defeeted
5. A person falls down in a race... He was defeeted
6. What happened to the Knight who lost his legs in battle? He was de-feeted
7. Why did the guy with no legs lose Because he was de-feeted
8. How did Europe feel after switching to the metric system? Defeeted
9. My friend lost a fight recently, they took both his legs... You could say he was defeeted
10. I will never let people walk all over me I refuse to accept de-feet
11. Why was the amputee unable to win the foot race? He had already been completely defeeted.
12. What do you call a man who's just lost his legs in a competition? De-feeted
13. What do you do after you lose a game of k**...? Walk in De-feet

Hilarious Fun Defeeted Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about defeeted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean amputee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make defeeted pranks.