The Best 7 Defeet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defeet jokes. There are some defeet porpoise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defeet famously puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defeet Jokes and Puns

Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?

They love the taste of defeet.

At his death bed, Achilles realized that they where going to loose the war and uttered his last words.

Defeet hurts.

Why was God hesitant to implement his evolution idea?

He worried it would defeet the porpoise.

I'm in the World Thumb Wrestling finals.

We've been deadlocked in competition for the past 15 hours. Given how worn out our thumbs are, the judges have ruled we play sudden death with our big toes.


This will end in defeet.

Abebe Bikila famously won the 1960 Olympic marathon while running barefoot.

Do you think his opponents tasted defeet?

I will never let people walk all over me

I refuse to accept de-feet

What do you do after you lose a game of kicking?

Walk in De-feet

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defeet hesitant puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defeet god piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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