Defecation Jokes

5 defecation jokes and hilarious defecation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about defecation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Comical Defecation Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good defecation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal d**... in a French River

I told him that's bat s**... in Seine

A man defecated in an elevator

He took s**... to another level

I know this guy who constantly tells jokes about how often he craps his pants

Self-defecating humor

A man comes to see a urologist...

"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.
"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.
"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?
"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I d**..., without any obstructions whatsoever" - the man responds.
"That's good, too. But why did you come to see me, then"?
"Because I don't wake up until 9:00"!

During school lockdown drills there's always a designated area to d**....

Since in emergencies it's always important to keep your s**... together.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about defecation can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of defecation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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