Defecate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defecate jokes. There are some defecate fecal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defecate zoology puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Defecate Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal d**... in a French River

I told him that's bat s**... in Seine

During school lockdown drills there's always a designated area to d**....

Since in emergencies it's always important to keep your s**... together.

There is this old wooden pillar in my town where all of the homeless people d**.... We call it...


Wouldn't plants that d**... keep growing larger?

Since they soiled themselves

Sean Connery had his dog trained

He got the dog to do all kinds of tricks. Roll over, do a flip, fetch certain items, but anytime he tried to get the dog to sit, it would d**... on the floor.

Where does Bruce Wayne go to d**...?

The bat-room!

Someone once told me that male cows don't d**...

But I think that's b**....

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean p**... was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or d**....

Apparently, p**... was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

I've been told male cows don't d**...,

But as you can clearly see, that's b**....

I was watching **Cool Hand Luke** the other day and I thought that after eating all those eggs, Luke would have been incredibly constipated.

"What we have here is failure to d**...."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defecate faeces puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defecate defecation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes