Defecate Jokes
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My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal d**... in a French River
I told him that's bat s**... in Seine
A man defecated in an elevator
He took s**... to another level
I know this guy who constantly tells jokes about how often he craps his pants
Self-defecating humor
A man comes to see a urologist...
"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.
"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.
"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?
"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I d**..., without any obstructions whatsoever" - the man responds.
"That's good, too. But why did you come to see me, then"?
"Because I don't wake up until 9:00"!
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