Defecate Jokes

Following is our collection of peed puns and dept one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Defecate jokes for adults, dirty fecal jokes and clean literature dad gags for kids.

The Best Defecate Puns

There is this old wooden pillar in my town where all of the homeless people defecate. We call it...


Someone once told me that male cows don't defecate

But I think that's bullshit.

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate.

Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

I've been told male cows don't defecate,

But as you can clearly see, that's bullshit.

I was watching **Cool Hand Luke** the other day and I thought that after eating all those eggs, Luke would have been incredibly constipated.

"What we have here is failure to defecate."

There is an abundance of defecation jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and defecate puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any zoology witze you can hear about defecate.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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