The Funniest Defecate Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal d**... in a French River
I told him that's bat s**... in Seine
During school lockdown drills there's always a designated area to d**....
Since in emergencies it's always important to keep your s**... together.
There is this old wooden pillar in my town where all of the homeless people d**.... We call it...
shitpost
Wouldn't plants that d**... keep growing larger?
Since they soiled themselves
Sean Connery had his dog trained
He got the dog to do all kinds of tricks. Roll over, do a flip, fetch certain items, but anytime he tried to get the dog to sit, it would d**... on the floor.
Where does Bruce Wayne go to d**...?
The bat-room!
Someone once told me that male cows don't d**...
But I think that's b**....
Kim Jong-il
When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean p**... was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or d**....
Apparently, p**... was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"
I've been told male cows don't d**...,
But as you can clearly see, that's b**....
I was watching **Cool Hand Luke** the other day and I thought that after eating all those eggs, Luke would have been incredibly constipated.
"What we have here is failure to d**...."
