The Best 10 Defecate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defecate jokes. There are some defecate dept jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defecate literature puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defecate Jokes and Puns

My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River

I told him that's bat shit in Seine

During school lockdown drills there's always a designated area to defecate.

Since in emergencies it's always important to keep your shit together.

Wouldn't plants that defecate keep growing larger?

Since they soiled themselves

Sean Connery had his dog trained

He got the dog to do all kinds of tricks. Roll over, do a flip, fetch certain items, but anytime he tried to get the dog to sit, it would defecate on the floor.

There is this old wooden pillar in my town where all of the homeless people defecate. We call it...

shitpost


Where does Bruce Wayne go to defecate?

The bat-room!

Someone once told me that male cows don't defecate

But I think that's bullshit.

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate.

Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

I've been told male cows don't defecate,

But as you can clearly see, that's bullshit.

I was watching **Cool Hand Luke** the other day and I thought that after eating all those eggs, Luke would have been incredibly constipated.

"What we have here is failure to defecate."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defecate defecation jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defecate zoology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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