The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.
because they like the taste of defeat.
i'm not even sorry.
Because they like the taste of defeat
They love the smell of defeat.
... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business
Chop off their feet.
An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a virgin from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.
One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.
Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.
... and for years, no matter how hard my friends and family tried to convince me, I fought on without prosthetic replacements.
In the end it became just too difficult, so I finally accepted defeat.
...he announces to everyone in the bar that his dog can talk and he will make a $1000 bet with anyone who doesn't believe him. The bartender saw this as a great opportunity so he took the man up on the wager.
The man looks at the dog and says, "What is the top of a house called?" The dog said, "Roof."
Quite annoyed the bartender vented his grief in defeat. "Well, how bout a different word, double or nothing?" the man said. The bartender begrudgingly accepted as the man asked, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"
In a muffled response the dog said, "Ruth."
Furious, the bartender grabbed the man and the dog and threw them out the bar. As they landed on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the man with a puzzled look. "DiMaggio?"
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
They like the taste of defeat
As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat.
Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"
There are no experienced ones
There was a small group of soldiers camped in the middle of a forest. A soldier runs up to the General and says there are hundreds of infantry coming towards them! The General turns to the soldier and screams, "Get my red shirt!". The group manages to defeat the attackers and the soldier asks the General why he wanted the red shirt. The General replies that he wanted the red shirt so that if he got shot the enemy couldn't tell. Psychological warfare he said. Another soldier comes in and tells the General thousands of infantry are now approaching! The General turns to the original soldier and screams , "Get my brown pants!".
Defeat
Deduct jumped over defense, defeat before detail
Da hands
Safe to say she's learned her lesson with emails!
Captain Vietnam
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Sasquatch, "You promised me, Sasquatch, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
Sasquatch turned around, look me staight in the eyes and said,
"HHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"
Nick didn't often participate in class, so his teacher was glad when she saw him raise his hand to give it a try.
"Nick," said the teacher, "make a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'defense,' 'deduct,' and 'detail.'"
Nick thought for a few minutes then smiled. He shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"
A strip club owner is eating breakfast with his wife. He begins to cry. "Honey, things are changing. Men just ain't spending money at titty bars like they used to."
"Oh that can't be." She responds. "There are some things men will always go to a strip club for."
"But honey, I've tried everything. They just seem disinterested these days." He hangs his head in defeat, wiping tears from his eyes.
His wife leans in to try to comfort him. "It's ok. Your business will come back around. Men will always enjoy being groped by a strangers, spending hundreds of dollars for the VIP experience, the occasional BJ in the bathroom, and getting black out drunk then waking up in a completely different city. That's what strip clubs are for."
The husband looks up and responds. "I know, but Delta airlines offers a round trip."
...helped the Russian people defeat Hitler during WW2 and Napoleon before him. This year it invaded the USA on its own.
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
but it can't defeat Macron.
The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
He's in his crypt tonight.
When the Polish threw grenades at the Germans, the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back.
One day, Johnny's teacher asks him to give her a sentence about the Civil War. She tells him to talk about defense and defeat and instructs him to use detail in his sentence. So Johnny says "When the war horse jumped over defense, defeat came before detail."
Easy. Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.
One is a crushing defeat, the other has a crush in the feet.
The teacher is asking her students to use the following words in a sentence; deduct, defeat, defense, and detail.
One student raises his hand and says "defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."
One day his teacher asked him to write a paragraph using the following words:
Defense
Defeat
Detail
This is what Timmy wrote -- The horse jumped over defense. First defeat. Then detail.
but I told him that would defeat the purpose.
I mean think about it, he did kill the leader.
Get ready to taste defeat
it's called the agony of defeat
the Americans lost to Gorilla Warfare.
"Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."
get defeat!
They love defeat
I retorted with, That's the only way you'll defeat me, is in your dreams.
When Pheidippides, the soldier who ran 26.2 miles to the city of Marathon to announce the defeat of the Persians to the Athenians, found out the long-distance races were going to be called Marathons, he was a little upset...
But he ran with it.
They both unsheathed their weapons, ready to duel
The first knight drew his longsword, confident he would defeat his opponent with wit and skill
The second knight drew a large block of cheddar cheese
The first knight scoffed and said, "And just how to you expect to best me with that?!"
"That's easy," said the second knight. " It's extra sharp."
Turn off the merry-go-round
L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns
Paper
It's not the first time countries team up to defeat Germany.
She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose.
Why trump wants to build a wall around the us mexico border?
To defeat china by building a larger wall.
Trump Quaaluded with the Russians
They're not carried by *defeat*
I can see defeat in your eyes.
You could say he got schooled
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