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One day, Johnny's teacher asks him to give her a sentence about the Civil War. She tells him to talk about defense and defeat and instructs him to use detail in his sentence. So Johnny says "When the war horse jumped over defense, defeat came before detail."
by 'disarming' him.
...he announces to everyone in the bar that his dog can talk and he will make a $1000 bet with anyone who doesn't believe him. The bartender saw this as a great opportunity so he took the man up on the wager.
The man looks at the dog and says, "What is the top of a house called?" The dog said, "Roof."
Quite annoyed the bartender vented his grief in defeat. "Well, how bout a different word, double or nothing?" the man said. The bartender begrudgingly accepted as the man asked, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"
In a muffled response the dog said, "Ruth."
Furious, the bartender grabbed the man and the dog and threw them out the bar. As they landed on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the man with a puzzled look. "DiMaggio?"
... and for years, no matter how hard my friends and family tried to convince me, I fought on without prosthetic replacements.
In the end it became just too difficult, so I finally accepted defeat.
An evil and powerful dragon lives near a village.
It eats a virgin from the village every week.
No one can defeat it.
One day a hero comes and attempts to kill the dragon.
He finds that the dragon is too power to be defeated.
He decides to kill the dragon with intelligence.
Several months later, the dragon is starved to death.
Deduct jumped over defense, defeat before detail
Defeat
because they like the taste of defeat.
i'm not even sorry.
Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe.
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"
Chop off their feet.
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Safe to say she's learned her lesson with emails!
The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.
There are no experienced ones
... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat.
Nick didn't often participate in class, so his teacher was glad when she saw him raise his hand to give it a try.
"Nick," said the teacher, "make a sentence with the words 'defeat,' 'defense,' 'deduct,' and 'detail.'"
Nick thought for a few minutes then smiled. He shouted, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!"
They love the smell of defeat.
I guess I could drain it, but that would defeat the porpoise.
They like the taste of defeat
Easy. Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.
but it can't defeat Macron.
One day his teacher asked him to write a paragraph using the following words:
Defense
Defeat
Detail
This is what Timmy wrote -- The horse jumped over defense. First defeat. Then detail.
When the Polish threw grenades at the Germans, the Germans pulled the pins and threw them back.
He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
The teacher is asking her students to use the following words in a sentence; deduct, defeat, defense, and detail.
One student raises his hand and says "defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."
Because they like the taste of defeat
One is a crushing defeat, the other has a crush in the feet.
but I told him that would defeat the purpose.
Da hands
Get ready to taste defeat
He's in his crypt tonight.
...helped the Russian people defeat Hitler during WW2 and Napoleon before him. This year it invaded the USA on its own.
The number of South Korea's boys band singers is enough to defeat North Korea's entire army.
I mean think about it, he did kill the leader.
I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.
In his defeat, he declared they could keep the work, but he would set himself free on the count of three. He said "Uno...Dos...." and then poof, he vanished without a trace.
Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.
she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...
Have you tried to defeat one?
It is so tragic and heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope! I wish we could do something to help them!
Said 6 year old Venkatswamy after the crushing defeat of English cricket team
Little Lisa, who was normally a very quiet and reclusive child immediately jumped and waved her hand excitedly. Thinking a breakthrough was imminent, she picked Lisa first. Lisa recited; The cat jumped over defense. Defeat went first, detail went last.
Or does he prefer defeat?
Little Johnny was back from his summer break where he'd toured the Italian countryside.
The language teacher wanting to spur grey matter in the classroom asked the children to make a sentence with defence, defeat and detail.
After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny raised his hand and hesitantly spoke:
"Well... de horse jumped over de fence and de feet got tangled in de tail..."
Defeat.
'If I told you, it would defeat the purpose' replied the shop assistant.
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Hitler had the decency to admit defeat.
She wouldn't tell me because she said that would defeat the purpose.
When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first then detail...
They start to banter and brag with each other.
The American says to the Soviet, you know, in my country we have total freedom, I could stand in front of the White House and shout I hate America! and nothing would happen to me.
The Soviet officer looks at him and replies, yes, in the Soviet Union we also have such freedom, I too could stand in front of the Kremlin and shout I hate America! and nothing would happen to me either...
By Putin em in Ukraine.
Boris: You know Chess?
Norris: No, Judo
He In-salted Him.
They slash them
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