Default Jokes

Funniest Default Short Jokes

Short default jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The default humour may include short dummy jokes also.

1. I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
2. Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?
3. While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.
4. We can learn so much from Internet explorer. Even if it's clicked on by accident still it never fails to aspire to be the default browser.
5. Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.
6. Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone.
7. Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser... Just to take the edge off
8. Why were members of the Greek government given free Nintendo 3DSes? So that they could Bravely Default.
9. What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!
10. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

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Default One Liners

Which default one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with default? I can suggest the ones about average and neutral.

1. A man is using Yahoo as his default search engine...
2. When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
3. I was in a lazy person contest I won by default because my opponent didn't even come.
4. What is the default format for child molesters? .PDF Files.
5. Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on "Agree"culture
6. |re(d^2)it||com|(cos(x))(jokes)(r^(-1)) When your default search engine is WolframAlpha
7. I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser... It puts me on Edge every time
8. The best way to default on your student loans? Drink Starbucks daily.
9. Why are there so few Asian people named Alan? Because they are all Aaron by default
10. What is Greece's favourite game? Bravely Default
11. What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars
12. I think everyone can enjoy 2XC being default.. It has *BROAD* appeal.
13. If someone is killed by an earthquake, is it m**... by de*fault*?

Default Setting Jokes

Here is a list of funny default setting jokes and even better default setting puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man pushed a Q-Tip too deeply into his ear And restores itself to the factory default settings.

Cheerful Fun Default Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about default you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean basic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make default pranks.