Default Jokes

Following is our collection of settings puns and gigabytes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Default jokes for adults, dirty icons jokes and clean loan dad gags for kids.

The Best Default Puns

A man is using Yahoo as his default search engine...

If someone is killed by an earthquake,

is it murder by de*fault*?

Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan

Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin

But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.


Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that crash."

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

Every husband is a farmer by default..

his survival solely depends on "Agree"culture

Every Husband is a farmer by default.

His survival solely depends on "agree"culture...

"Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace).

Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)

Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game?

Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.

Since Greece is likely to default...

one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone.


We can learn so much from Internet explorer.

Even if it's clicked on by accident still it never fails to aspire to be the default browser.

Why were members of the Greek government given free Nintendo 3DSes?

So that they could Bravely Default.

Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser...

Just to take the edge off

The best way to default on your student loans?

Drink Starbucks daily.

I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser...

It puts me on Edge every time

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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When your default search engine is WolframAlpha

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