The Best 20 Default Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Default jokes. There are some default gigabytes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these default loan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Default Jokes and Puns

A man is using Yahoo as his default search engine...

I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser

Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.

If someone is killed by an earthquake,

is it murder by de*fault*?

Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan

Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?


While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin

But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.

I was in a lazy person contest

I won by default because my opponent didn't even come.

Default joke, I was in a lazy person contest

Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that crash."

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

Every husband is a farmer by default..

his survival solely depends on "Agree"culture

Every Husband is a farmer by default.

His survival solely depends on "agree"culture...

"Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace).

Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)

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We can learn so much from Internet explorer.

Even if it's clicked on by accident still it never fails to aspire to be the default browser.

Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game?

Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.

Since Greece is likely to default...

one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone.


When your default search engine is WolframAlpha

I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser...

It puts me on Edge every time

Default joke, I hate it when Windows 10 resets my default browser...

Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser...

Just to take the edge off

The best way to default on your student loans?

Drink Starbucks daily.

Why were members of the Greek government given free Nintendo 3DSes?

So that they could Bravely Default.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the default humus puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working default mortgage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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