Defaming Jokes
16 defaming jokes and hilarious defaming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about defaming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Defaming Short Jokes
Short defaming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The defaming humour may include short jokes also.
- Johnny repeatedly said he was gonna win the defamation case Which proves that Amber Heard, but didn't listen
- They keep calling the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial defamation case … I think there's a typo there.
- A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar... The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation.
- Pepe the Frog has been declared a racist meme by the Anti-Defamation League RIP Anti-Defamation League
- A double amputee threatened to sue me for defamation. I told him he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Defaming One Liners
Which defaming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with defaming? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Did Johnny Depp just win the defamation case or was it… misheard?
- What is a Pirate's favorite letter? "You've just won your defamation case."
- Did you hear that Johnny Depp won in the 50M defamation case? Amber heard.
Defaming Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about defaming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make defaming pranks.
A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig.
The man is found guilty and made to pay damages. After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?
The judge says, That is correct.
And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding?
No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that.
The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon, Ms. Harding.
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What's the most useless thing on a woman?
A drunken Irishmen at 3am.
[EDIT]: This isn't meant to be sexist, it is self-defamation.
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A protester who shouted "Donald Trump is a m**...!" in front of the White House was arrested by the secret service and given 25 years in prison.
5 years for defamation, the court had announced, and an additional 20 years for leaking top-secret information.
My roommate went and got her hair done yesterday...
When she came home she immediately starts telling me how bad the hairdresser messed up. Dead hair, something was on for too long, blah blah blah. Well, she was really upset about it and kept bringing it up. So she says, "It's really a bummer because I spent so much money on something that I don't even like." So I said to her pretty seriously, "Well, then why don't you sue her."
She looked at me, kind of incredulous that I would suggest something so severe, so I continued, "For defamation of hair-acter."
A woman sues a man for defamation of character...
A woman sues a man for defamation of character, charging that he called her a pig. The man is found guilty and made to pay damages.
After the trial, he asks the judge, Does this mean that I can no longer call Ms. Harding a pig?
The judge says, That is correct.
And does it mean that I can't call a pig Ms. Harding?
No, says the judge, you are free to call a pig Ms. Harding. There is no crime in that.
The man looks Ms. Harding in the eye and says, Good afternoon, Ms. Harding.