The Best 19 Def Leppard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Def Leppard jokes. There are some def leppard vert jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these def leppard noise reduction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Def Leppard Jokes and Puns

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Def Leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving

Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.

Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me.

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song Helen Keller .


Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!!

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.


When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid...

... she becomes a Def Leppard

What's a big cat that can't hear?

Def Leppard.

What happens to a cougar that needs a hearing aid?

She becomes a Def Leppard.

What has nine arms and sucks?

Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus.

What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing?

A Def Leppard

What big cat shouldn't you take to a rock concert?

A Def Leppard

You can explore def leppard standardized reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean def leppard gosh dad jokes. There are also def leppard puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll?

Def Leppard.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat?

*opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

I'd give my left arm to have been in The Beatles.

But, then, I guess that would have made us Def Leppard.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the def leppard merriam webster puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working def leppard audio piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes