Def Jokes
43 def jokes and hilarious def puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about def that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Def Short Jokes
Short def jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The def humour may include short kale jokes also.
- Wife: "Who's the new Batman?" | Me: "Robert Pattinson" Wife: "So vampire do turn into bats."
(I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.) - Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along..
- Def leopard is the safest band to air drum to while driving Because you can keep one hand on the steering wheel.
Yeah, I know its Def Leppard, auto correct messed that up for me. - The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song Helen Keller .
Courtesy of my adult daughter onto which my 'dad humor' has clearly rubbed off!! - Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour.
- If you are moving to Japan, you are def going to enjoy doing two things there: no. 1- and
no. 2. - What is the best music to air drum to while driving? Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
- How does Rick Allen (Def Leppard drummer) count in a 4 beat? *opens mouth, taps cheeks 4 times*
- I'd give my left arm to have been in The Beatles. But, then, I guess that would have made us Def Leppard.
- [Christian humour] What is the wages of procrastination? D/E/F
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Def One Liners
Which def one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with def? I can suggest the ones about raps and prob.
- What has 9 arms and 10 legs? A Def Leppard.
- When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid... ... she becomes a Def Leppard
- What's a big cat that can't hear? Def Leppard.
- What happens to a cougar that needs a hearing aid? She becomes a Def Leppard.
- What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
- What big cat shouldn't you take to a rock concert? A Def Leppard
- What is Beethoven's favorite record label? Def Jam Records
- What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard
- What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll? Def Leppard.
- What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard
- What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard
- What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard
- What do we say to the god of Def ? "Agnaghha gaggahgah"... Sorry I was thinking out loud
- Who would record for Beethoven if he was still alive today? Def Jam.
- What is it called when someone kills and eats a person who can't hear? Def-eating
Def Leppard Jokes
Here is a list of funny def leppard jokes and even better def leppard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are all of Def Leppard's songs at half tempo? Because their drummer only has one arm.
- Def Leppard: Why does the Leppard have to be def? He got hit in the ear by a rock of ages!
- The Def Leppard show last night was great! I give it 9 thumbs up.
- Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing
- What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard
- What has 9 arms and s**...? Def Leppard.
- What has nine arms and s**...? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus.
Comedy Def Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about def you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make def pranks.
I caught my friend l**... my tv today.
So much for the high def l**... screen.
I got s**... and made a s**... tape with a girl with hearing loss..
It was high def