The Best 20 Deez Nuts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deez Nuts jokes. There are some deez nuts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez nuts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deez Nuts Jokes and Puns

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...

DEEZ NUTS!

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !


Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because...

Willya suck deez nuts gotem

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

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What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?

DEEZ NUTS!


HA! GOT EEM!

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

Boycott Wendy's!!!

Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...

What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

Is it true there is a sub for everything?

False.

Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts


A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deez nuts jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deez nuts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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