The Best 22 Deez Nut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deez Nut jokes. There are some deez nut nutz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez nut legume puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deez Nut Jokes and Puns

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...


What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

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Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because...

Willya suck deez nuts gotem

Ya'll know Bowthadese?

**Botha Deez Nuts!**

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

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Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

Boycott Wendy's!!!

Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...

Do you like dragons?

I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.

What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?



Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Is it true there is a sub for everything?


Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't swallow and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deez nut pecan puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deez nut macadamia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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