Deez Nut Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deez Nut jokes. Read deez nut nutz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez nut legume puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...


What are some really s**... jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

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Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because...

Willya s**... deez nuts gotem

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

Ya'll know Bowthadese?

**Botha Deez Nuts!**

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Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

Boycott Wendy's!!!

Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...

Do you like dragons?

I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.

What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?



Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Is it true there is a sub for everything?


Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

A family of four were having a dinner, everybody were bored, so the dad says" lets play a game," what is something you lick but get really tempted to just eat," the the girl says "a lollipop" the dad says "correct!" now what do you put in your mouth but don't s**... and the boy is like "DEEZ NUTS"

What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the deez nut pecan puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

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