Deez Jokes

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The Best Deez Puns

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

My nephew got me with this one

He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"

Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...

... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).

Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

"deez gutz"

Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?

"Deez Nutz"

What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?



Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

Is it true there is a sub for everything?


Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...


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