Deez Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deez jokes. Read deez rappers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez deez nutz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?

"Deez Nutz"

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...


what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

"deez gutz"

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

My nephew got me with this one

He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"

What are some really s**... jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Deez joke, The biggest joke of 2015..

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

Do you like dragons?

I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

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Is it true there is a sub for everything?


Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because...

Willya s**... deez nuts gotem

Ya'll know Bowthadese?

**Botha Deez Nuts!**

Deez joke, Ya'll know Bowthadese?

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?



What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...

... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-t**... southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the deez deez nuts puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working deez deez nuts in your mouth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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