Cheeky Deez Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?
"Deez Nutz"
Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...
DEEZ NUTS!
what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?
"deez gutz"
When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !
Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
My nephew got me with this one
He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"
What are some really s**... jokes?
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
The biggest joke of 2015..
When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.
Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.
Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
Do you like dragons?
I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
Why is C afraid of D?
Because DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign
He actually would've won...
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Is it true there is a sub for everything?
False.
Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts
Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it
He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts
What kind of nuts get bad grades?
Deez nuts
Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because...
Willya s**... deez nuts gotem
Ya'll know Bowthadese?
**Botha Deez Nuts!**
Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?
Well you odyssey deez nuts!
Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?
Deez nuts
Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
Hey girl are you Muslim?
Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?
DEEZ NUTS!
HA! GOT EEM!
What's the integral of deez nuts?
Your chin, because it's the area underneath.
Do you like Wendy's?
When deez nuts are in your mouth!
Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...
... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-t**... southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).
