Following is our collection of ebola puns and rappers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deez jokes for adults, dirty nizzle jokes and clean vee dad gags for kids.
Because DEEZ NUTS!
Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"
... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).
When deez nuts are in your mouth!
When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.
Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
"deez gutz"
"Deez Nutz"
Your chin, because it's the area underneath.
DEEZ NUTS!
HA! GOT EEM!
Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
Deez nuts
Well you odyssey deez nuts!
Deez nuts
He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts
False.
Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts
He actually would've won...
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
DEEZ NUTS!
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.