Following is our collection of funny Deez jokes. There are some deez rappers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez deez nutz puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Deez Nutz"
DEEZ NUTS!
"deez gutz"
Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"
One I know is this:
Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?
Students: Sacan?
Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.
Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
Because DEEZ NUTS!
He actually would've won...
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False.
Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts
He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts
Deez nuts
Willya suck deez nuts gotem
**Botha Deez Nuts!**
Well you odyssey deez nuts!
Deez nuts
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
DEEZ NUTS!
HA! GOT EEM!
Your chin, because it's the area underneath.
When deez nuts are in your mouth!
... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).
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