Deez Jokes

Funniest Deez Short Jokes

Short deez jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deez humour may include short deez nuts jokes also.

1. My nephew got me with this one He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"
2. When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !
3. The biggest joke of 2015.. When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.
4. What's the integral of deez nuts? Your chin, because it's the area underneath.
5. What kind of nuts get bad grades? Deez nuts
6. Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts
7. My first job was being a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."
8. Have you heard of Dizna? Deez Nuts! 🥜
9. Hey everyone! Guess what! Deez nuts
10. What do you get when you cross Ligma with Deez Nuts? Get off the internet, go to sleep.

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Deez One Liners

Which deez one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deez? I can suggest the ones about sync and rapper.

1. Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
2. Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"... DEEZ NUTS!
3. what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? "deez gutz"
4. Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore? "Deez Nutz"
5. Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing.
6. Do you like Wendy's? When deez nuts are in your mouth!
7. Hey girl are you Muslim? Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
8. Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign He actually would've won...
9. Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey? Well you odyssey deez nuts!
10. boycott Wendy's!!! Although you may not feel up to it Wen-deez nuts are in yo mouth...
11. Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly.
12. What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme? DEEZ NUTS!
    
    HA! GOT EEM!
13. Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's! Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
14. Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse? Deez nuts
15. Is it true there is a sub for everything? False.
    Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

Deez Nuts Jokes

Here is a list of funny deez nuts jokes and even better deez nuts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bofa..... Bofa deez nuts in yo mouth
• What is huge and hides behind 56 teeth? Deez nuts
• Seriously, where do babies come from? Deez nuts!
• Do you want to see a parody? A pair of deez nuts in your mouth. (OC I'm pretty sure)
• Some people are allergic to me. You know why? Deez nuts.
• Hey America, who are you voting for? Deez Nuts!
• Duck, duck, duck... DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOT EEM
• Do you like Imagine Dragons? Well imagine dragon deez nuts across your face!
• What's white, black, and can smell fear? deez nuts.
• Dragons You guys like dragons? Well you can drag deez nuts in your mouth.

Deez Nutz Jokes

Here is a list of funny deez nutz jokes and even better deez nutz puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz
• Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag.
• Hey something came in the mail today... What?
  Deez Nutz!
  Haha Got Em!
• Do you like income disparities? "In come dis pair of deez nutz!" - Nutz/McCubbins 2016
• What does the snicker say to the other snicker? DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
• Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ
  HAHA
  GOT EM
• What else is Bruce Jenner tired of hearing? "Deez NUTZ"
• Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz
• You like Goblin? GOBLIN' ON DEEZ NUTZ

Cheeky Deez Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about deez you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deez nuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deez pranks.