The Best 21 Deez Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deez jokes. There are some deez rappers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deez vee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deez Jokes and Puns

Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?

"Deez Nutz"

Go ahead I'll let you Osaka. "Let me Osaka what?"...


what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

"deez gutz"

Deez joke, what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

My nephew got me with this one

He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this:

Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar?

Students: Sacan?

Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Deez joke, The biggest joke of 2015..

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Deez nuts should've invested a bit more on his campaign

He actually would've won...

Is it true there is a sub for everything?


Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts

You can explore deez ebola reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deez nizzle dad jokes. There are also deez puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Vine-famous man Deez Nuts has found never-before-seen nuts fall from a tree, and has been given the rights to name it

He calls it the Eucalyptus Nuts

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

Do you know what's worse than beating a dead horse?

Deez nuts

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?

Deez joke, Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy's!

Hey girl are you Muslim?

Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts

What is Mr. Peanut's favorite online meme?



What's the integral of deez nuts?

Your chin, because it's the area underneath.

Do you like Wendy's?

When deez nuts are in your mouth!

Considering the recent name changes of country music groups "The Chicks" & "Lady A" ...

... the famous paper drinking cups (the brand with the now-taboo southern-sounding name) will likely be named "Deez Cups", but only sold at "Winn-Deez" (as the grocery store chain decided to alter its name as well).

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deez gangsters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deez bruh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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