Deez Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting.

Cons: Deez nuts freezing.

My nephew got me with this one

He said "they've been together for 15 years." When I asked who, he said "DEEZ NUTSS"

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone?

"deez gutz"

Guess what Bruce Jenner doesn't want to hear and see anymore?

"Deez Nutz"

When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange !

Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !

What are the funniest deez jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Deez? Well, here are the best Deez puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Deez pick up lines to share with friends.

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