Cheeky Deers Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
I traded some deers in exchange of a car.
This car costed me a couple of bucks.
Did you know, the cheapest type of meat you can purchase is a deers b**...?
Its because they're under a buck
I love my vegetarian-only diet.
Lambs, Cows, Deers, Rabbits. They're all vegetarians and they're delicious!!
Why was the herd of well-sighted deer so smart?
It was full of good eye deers.
Have you heard of this new zombie like disease, stricking moses and deers? Hollywood is already on it.
Nightmare on elk street.
What is a deers preffered currency?
Bucks
I asked my 7-year-old nephew today if they have Animal Crossing
He thought for a few seconds and responded " No, but we have deers crossing"
What is a deers favorite ice cream shop??
Deery Queen 😂
Where do deers store their water?
In buck-ets
What do two deers do when together?
They fawn-icate
Two deers walk into a gay bar
After coming out, one says to the other "I just blew 20 bucks in there"
You can explore deers stag reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deers hunters dad jokes. There are also deers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
-Santa's sleigh was hit by a car. Several deers died. What is left?
-The remaindeer
What did the deers tell their newly appointed minister, when they had to remind him of their ritual of having s**... as soon as being appointed as one?
Buckminister-fill-her-in.
