The Best 11 Deere Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deere jokes. There are some deere office jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deere john deere tractor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deere Jokes and Puns

An farmer walks in to a lawyer's office in Alabama...

And he says to the lawyer, "Sir, I'd like to get a divorce."

To which the lawyer says, "Well, do you have a suit?"

"Yes, I sure do", the man replies. "Wear it to church every Sunday."

"That's not what I mean. Do you have a case?"

"No, you see I've always been a John Deere man myself. Never had a Case in my life."

"Sir, do you have any issues with your wife. Did she cheat on you, is she a niggard?"

To which the farmer replies, "No, but the baby is. And that's why I want a divorce."

Bubba and Earl

Earl walks into Bubba's barn and finds Bubba dancing naked in front of his John Deere. Earl says "Bubba what are you doin' "

Bubba says "Me and the wife haven't been doin so good in the bedroom lately and the therapist said I should do something sexy to a tractor"

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

Deere joke, How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

Regarding the SCOTUS approval of gay marriage, Iowa representative Steve King has just said (and this is a real quote) "you could marry your your lawnmower with this decision".

Marrying your lawnmower is fine, but when it comes time to leave, writing that John Deere letter is the toughest part.

What type of math does John Deere do?

Prime tractorization


The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman.

She wrote him a John Deere letter.

Surprisingly John Deere wasn't a country music fan...

He preferred Mowtown...

Deere joke, Surprisingly John Deere wasn't a country music fan...

I just got fired from a landscaping business by mail.

They sent me a John Deere letter.

I used to love John Deere and Massey Ferguson...

but now I'm an ex-tractor fan.

Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him?

She left him a "John Deere" letter

Breaking Up

Did you hear about the farm equipment salesman whose wife wrote him a John Deere letter?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deere park jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deere john deere piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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