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Funniest Deer Buck Short Jokes

Short deer buck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deer buck humour may include short buck jokes also.

  1. Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."
  2. Two deer walk out of a gay bar One looks at the other and says, man, I blew like, twenty bucks in there!
  3. I walked into a store and noticed they were selling deer nuts for $1.25 Every other time I've seen them, they were under a buck.
  4. two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says "I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"
  5. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
    I'll see myself out now.
  6. I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck.
  7. Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts Beer nuts are $1.50 a lb. And deer nuts are under a buck.
  8. What did the gay deer say when he left the bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there.
  9. Two deer walk out of a gay bar. The one deer turns to his friend and says "Man, I blew like 30 bucks in there."
  10. A gay deer goes into a bar..... A gay deer goes into a bar, hangs out for a couple of hours, blows 42 bucks.

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Deer Buck One Liners

Which deer buck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deer buck? I can suggest the ones about big buck and buck and doe.

  1. A gay deer walks out of a bar and says, "Man I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!"
  2. I traded some deers in exchange of a car. This car costed me a couple of bucks.
  3. What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
  4. What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks.
  5. A deer walks out of a gay bar... "Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"
  6. What did the gay deer say leaving the nightclub? I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!
  7. Whats the best way to get a quick buck By teaching a deer to run
  8. I just opened a deer cloning business... It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
  9. What is cheaper? Deer nuts or beer nuts? Deer nuts, because they are always under a buck.
  10. I've been breeding racing deer Just trying to make a quick buck
  11. What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks
  12. If I got a buck for every deer joke that I've told... I'd have a lot of doe...
  13. I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks.
  14. Did you hear about the deer that went into a gay bar? ...he blew 50 bucks.
  15. I inherited my uncle's deer breeding business worth 50 million bucks That's a lot of doe

Deer Buck Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about deer buck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean deer hunter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deer buck pranks.

What did the gay deer say after leaving the club?

I can't believe I blew ten bucks in there.

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".

So a deer walks into a gay bar...

Two hours and several drinks later, he walks out and says to himself, "Wow. I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there..."

Two deer walk out of a gay bar.

One looks to another and says,."I must've blown 20 bucks in there."

2 deer walk out of a bar

1st deer: Man that was crazy in there
2nd: ya I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!

So a deer walks out of the woods and says...

That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks

Two deer are leaving a gay bar...

and one say to the other in disappointment "man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"

Two deer walk out of a gay bar

The first deer says to the other
"That place was so expensive"
The second one responds
"Yea, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

What's the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer testicals they're under a buck.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

There's a sale on deer t**....

They're under a buck.

Beer nuts are so dang expensive...

...luckily deer nuts are just under a buck.

A gay deer walks into a bar

After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"

How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband?

She goes into town and blows a few bucks!

I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once

You get more buck for your bang!

Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class p**...?

He got the best bang for his buck

Two gay deer walk out of a gay deer bar...

Two gay deer walk out of a gay deer bar. One says to the other, "I had a great time in there, you?" The other deer responds, "Yeah, but I blew about 20 bucks."

What is the cheapest meat?

Deer t**....
They're under a Buck.

A group of deer...

.. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other
"Wow, that was a pretty crazy party." the other deer replies,
"You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"

Two deer are outside a gay bar

And one says, "I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"

If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer...

I'd have a lot of doe

Two deer walk out of a gay bar

As they are leaving one says to the other, "I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"

A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar

The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab.
The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill.
The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring.
The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent.
Finally, the elephant says "It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!"

I went to a brothel that took deer as payment

They described it as the best bang for your buck

Did you hear about the prolific male deer m**...?

He felt like a million bucks.

A deer walks into a gay bar

He comes out wasted, saying "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

What do you have, when you have three female pigs and a bunch of male deer?

Three sows and bucks.

A gay deer walks into a bar

And he blows 50 bucks

A deer walks out of a gay bar

He curses under his breath and says can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there

Why should you always hunt deer with a high powered rifle?

To get the most bang for your buck.

I once paid a p**... with my deer

I got a bang for my buck

Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.

You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.

Anybody know how much Deer antlers cost?

I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.

What's the different between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One of them is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.

How does a buck love a doe?

Deerly

Beer nuts for $1.25 a bag.

Deer nuts are under a buck.

If I had a dollar for every time I've killed a deer

It'll be zero bucks

How much does it cost to have s**... with a male deer in the m**...?

Under a buck

3 Animals Feast

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay;
The skunk didn't have a scent,
The deer didn't have a buck,
So they put the meal on the duck's bill

If Beer Nuts cost $1.59 a bag, how much do Deer Nuts cost?

Under a buck...

After years of practice, I've finally mastered cloning deer...

It's a great way to make a quick buck.

A gay deer walks out of a bar...

Then he said, "I can't believe I just blew fifty bucks!"

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.79. Deer nuts are just under a buck

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.
ME: What's a male deer called?
CHICKEN: Buck
ME: How much is 200 pennies worth?
CHICKEN: Buck Buck
HER: This is dumb.
CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

Deer nuts are always the same price worldwide....

Always under a buck! lol
My 11 year old son told me this joke today and thought I'd share with everyone.

What does the buck call his wife?

Deer.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away. "What the h**... was that?!" He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..

It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.

A buck wearing a robe and clutching a bible was found dead near a rural highway...

The person who found the animal exclaimed "Deer Lord" upon its discovery.

What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?

That's the last time I do that for two bucks.

So, I trained a chicken to talk

WIFE: Well, let's see
ME: What's a male deer?
CHICKEN: Buck
ME: How much is 200 pennies?
CHICKEN: Buck Buck
WIFE: This is s**.... Chickens just make that sound
ME: Oh believe me it gets better
CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts usually are about $1-$2, but you can usually find deer nuts under a buck.

A joke from an old timer at a dive bar

How did the female deer get back at her cheating husband?
She went downtown and blew a few bucks.
*I used to work next to a dive bar and would pop in there for a beer after my shift. One of the old timers was a guy named Doc and he told me this joke almost every day. He passed away a few years ago, but I thought y'all might appreciate it. RIP, Doc ♥️

Did you know, the cheapest type of meat you can purchase is a deers b**...?

Its because they're under a buck

A duck, a skunk & a deer went out to dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts

Beer nuts cost $1.35 a bag. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive.

A cheap alternative would be deer t**..., which one can easily find under a buck.

I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

A Deer, trying to hook up its Deer friend with a p**... Deer, is found negotiating very hard with a p**... Deer on price.

When asked why, it simply says:
I'm just trying to get a bang for my buck.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One is $3.99, the other is under a buck.

What's the difference between Walnuts and Deer nuts?

Walnuts are $2.95 Deer nuts are under a buck. :DD

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.