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Short deer buck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deer buck humour may include short big buck jokes also.
- Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."
- I walked into a store and noticed they were selling deer nuts for $1.25 Every other time I've seen them, they were under a buck.
- What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
I'll see myself out now. - I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck.
- Two deer walk out of a gay bar. The one deer turns to his friend and says "Man, I blew like 30 bucks in there."
- A skunk, a deer and a duck went out to dinner… When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent and the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
- Wound you be rich if you had 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? Of course you would, you'd have 100 sows and bucks
- So a deer walks into a gay bar... Two hours and several drinks later, he walks out and says to himself, "Wow. I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there..."
- I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, so I immediately reported him to the authorities... Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck!
- A deer walks into a gay bar He comes out wasted, saying "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"
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Deer Buck One Liners
Which deer buck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deer buck? I can suggest the ones about buck and doe and deer hunter.
- I traded some deers in exchange of a car. This car costed me a couple of bucks.
- What are the cheapest kind of nuts? Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
- What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks.
- A deer walks out of a gay bar... "Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"
- Whats the best way to get a quick buck By teaching a deer to run
- I just opened a deer cloning business... It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
- I've been breeding racing deer Just trying to make a quick buck
- If I got a buck for every deer joke that I've told... I'd have a lot of doe...
- I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks.
- I inherited my uncle's deer breeding business worth 50 million bucks That's a lot of doe
- If I had a dollar for every time I've killed a deer It'll be zero bucks
- A gay deer walks into a bar And he blows 50 bucks
- Billy: What do you call a blind buck? Barry: No eye deer.
- What does the buck call his wife? Deer.
- How does a buck love a doe? Deerly
Deer Buck Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about deer buck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean venison deer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deer buck pranks.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
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Q: What do you call a n**... deer?
A: Buck n**...!
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries.
After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here."
"At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt.
This happened to him more times than he could count.
He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss.
He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away.
He would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away.
Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies.
"Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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The City-Slicker and the Farmer
One year, a man who lived in the city decided to try his hand at deer hunting. He bought all the the necessary equipment, a license, and a rifle and headed out to the gamelands a good distance away from the city.
After a full day's hunting, the man spots a gorgeous buck and manages to make a clean shot. The deer runs for awhile and drops dead right in a farmer's yard. When the man goes to retrieve the deer the farmer meets him and claims that the deer is now his because it's on his land. "What are you talking about?! It took me all day to take this buck!"
The farmer looks at the man, who is obviously from the city. "Tell you what. We'll compete for it. We'll take turns k**... each other in the nuts until one of us gives up. The winner gets the deer." The man, not wanting to go home empty handed, timidly agrees.
The farmer immediately hauls back and lands a kick right in the man's groin, collapsing him. The man writhes in pain on the ground for about a minute and slowly stands up. "Okay, my turn."
The farmer says, "Nah that's ok. You can have the deer." He turns around and walks back into his house.
Is venison deer?
No really.
Only paid a couple of bucks.
A cute one I heard from a friend at work.
Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".
What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?
I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
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The Good Natured Hunter
Two old fellows are out hunting. The one with the gun sees a buck, broadside, and glistening in the sunlight. Just as he is about to take the shot they see a f**... procession going along a road in the distance. The fellow lowers his gun and tips his hat at the procession - and the deer runs off into the woods. The other fellow says, "Wow, I didn't know you had such compassion for the dead." The old fellow responds, "Well, I just thought that it was the right thing to do - after all, if she'd made another week, we'd have been married for 40 years."
Beer nuts $1:50
Deer nuts under a buck
Did the Deer have any doe?
he had 2 Bucks
What do you call a Jewish Deer?
Half a buck
What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?
Change for a buck.
What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer testicals they're under a buck.
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There's a sale on deer t**....
They're under a buck.
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How does a female deer get revenge on her cheating husband?
She goes into town and blows a few bucks!
My dream is to have a million bucks
So who wants to work with me on a deer farm?
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Did you hear about the hunter who traded a prize deer for a high class p**...?
He got the best bang for his buck
Two gay deer walk out of a gay deer bar...
Two gay deer walk out of a gay deer bar. One says to the other, "I had a great time in there, you?" The other deer responds, "Yeah, but I blew about 20 bucks."
Why should you never trust a deer as a dentist
Becuase it'll give you buck teeth
Why did the deer buy a Mil Mi-24 HIND helicopter?
to get a bigger bang for the buck
What did the Owl say at the Bucks interview?
He was a Deer friend
A duck, a deer, a skunk and an elephant are sitting in a bar
The end of the night rolls around and the waitress asks who is going to pay the tab.
The duck says that he can't pay because he only has one bill.
The deer says that she had a buck on her last night, but won't have any doe until spring.
The skunk says he can't pay because he only has one scent.
Finally, the elephant says "It's okay boys, the highballs are on me!"
Cashews are expensive, almonds are expensive. Peanuts are cheaper. How about deer nuts?
You find them under a buck.
How much does a deer cost?
A buck.
Too bad I don't have any doe.
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I went to a brothel that took deer as payment
They described it as the best bang for your buck
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Did you hear about the prolific male deer m**...?
He felt like a million bucks.
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Deer Hunter
A hunter was stalking a deer on the ridge across from him when he noticed the deer was somewhat wobbly and seemed to be squinting. Looking carefully through his rifle scope, he soon realized that the big buck was standing in the middle of a patch of m**..., happily chewing away. Taking careful aim, he successfully downed the deer with a perfect shot. Unfortunately, it took him the rest of the day to navigate the rocky ravine and get across to his prize. By the time he got there, two vultures had started to work on the carcass, but due to the effects of the cannabis-t**... meat, they were high as kites. So, apparently.....he s**... two birds with one kill.
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To save costs, terrorists are now recruiting deer and sending them into public places strapped with s**... vests.
They said, "they give you more for your buck"
What do you get in a deer brothel?
A bang for your buck.
Where do deers store their water?
In buck-ets
My uncle hit a deer with his car
He would anything for a buck
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A deer walks out of a gay bar
He curses under his breath and says can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there
I bought Deer Hunting 2 for half the price I got Deer Hunting 1...
I got more bang for my buck!
Why should you always hunt deer with a high powered rifle?
To get the most bang for your buck.
You've heard of the game Exploding Kittens? Well now there is a new game called Exploding Deer.
It'll get you the biggest bang for your buck.
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What does a deer and a b**... have in common?
They are both buck-toothed
Beer nuts are about three dollars
Deer nuts are under a buck!
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I opened up a s**... therapy clinic for deer.
It's called "More Bang for Your Buck"
Ad: $10 to see the worlds fastest deer
Pffft someone's just trying to make a quick buck
A man held up the monkey's paw and said I wish I had a million bucks right now!
He was found the next day trampled to death by deer.
An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting.
They spot a buck, and each take turn to try and bag it.
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer.
The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineering pad and book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he's ready. He takes aim and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.
The statistician triumphantly leaps in the air shouting, We got it!
How do a group of deer persuade a hungry lion to go away?
Offer him a few bucks to go away.
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I once paid a p**... with my deer
I got a bang for my buck
Hitting a deer with your car is always an unfair trade.
You're out the cost of the insurance deductible, but nature is only out a buck.
A Physicist and an Engineer take turns shooting at a deer.
An engineer, a statistician, and a physicist are out hunting. They spot a buck, and each takes a turn to try and bag it.
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer.
The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineer's pad and a book of projectile assumptions. After a few minutes he's ready, he takes aim, and he fires. The bullet lands 20m passed the deer.
The statistician leaps in the air shouting, "We got it!"
I am going to invest in Deer Farming...
seems like the best bang for buck!
A woman buys a deer-skin coat...
The saleswoman let's her try it on and asks how she likes it. The woman responds *"I feel like a million bucks."*
What did one deer say to the other when leaving the gay bar?
"I must have blown twenty bucks in there."
A gay deer walks out of a bar and says...
Hey! I just blew 50 bucks!
A really bad joke I made long time ago that I still remember
What did the buck say to his wife when he tried to convince her that he wasn't a cat?
"I'm not kitten, deer."
Two deers walk into a gay bar
After coming out, one says to the other "I just blew 20 bucks in there"
Why did the deer get mad at his girlfriend when she got back from the casino?
She told him that she blew 30 bucks while she was there.
What is a deers preffered currency?
Bucks
Anybody know how much Deer antlers cost?
I was told they're always 2 for a Buck.
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How much does it cost to have s**... with a male deer in the m**...?
Under a buck
After years of practice, I've finally mastered cloning deer...
It's a great way to make a quick buck.
ME: I trained this chicken to talk.
HER: Let's hear then.
ME: What's a male deer called?
CHICKEN: Buck
ME: How much is 200 pennies worth?
CHICKEN: Buck Buck
HER: This is dumb.
CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.
Deer nuts are always the same price worldwide....
Always under a buck! lol
My 11 year old son told me this joke today and thought I'd share with everyone.
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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away. "What the h**... was that?!" He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.
A buck wearing a robe and clutching a bible was found dead near a rural highway...
The person who found the animal exclaimed "Deer Lord" upon its discovery.
A joke from an old timer at a dive bar
How did the female deer get back at her cheating husband?
She went downtown and blew a few bucks.
*I used to work next to a dive bar and would pop in there for a beer after my shift. One of the old timers was a guy named Doc and he told me this joke almost every day. He passed away a few years ago, but I thought y'all might appreciate it. RIP, Doc ♥️
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Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive.
A cheap alternative would be deer t**..., which one can easily find under a buck.
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A Deer, trying to hook up its Deer friend with a p**... Deer, is found negotiating very hard with a p**... Deer on price.
When asked why, it simply says:
I'm just trying to get a bang for my buck.