Deepthroat Jokes

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The Best Deepthroat Puns

My girlfriend said that if I tell her a good joke she'll try deepthroat

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An abstinent blonde and her boyfriend...

An abstinent blonde and her boyfriend are about to celebrate their one year anniversary. She wants to do something special for him that night, and decides that she wants to go down on him, but alas has no experience. She asks her friend for advice, who then hands her a banana and says "Here, practice with this."

Sure enough, the blonde girls peels the banana and goes to town on it like a deepthroat professional. Her friend says "See, you're doing great! Don't change a thing!"

The next day the blonde's friend calls her up, eager to hear how everything went. "How did everything go?" She asks.

The blonde says "Pretty great. Didn't know there would be that much screaming and blood though."

"Blood?" Her friend asks, "Where did the blood come from?"

"The peeling."

A guys says to another: "Gay people make me puke!

The other one replies: "Well, not everybody can take deepthroat."

Let it be known that the movie Deepthroat...

...is NOT about Watergate or Richard Nixon.

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