Deepest Jokes

Following is our collection of deep puns and greatness one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deepest jokes for adults, dirty grandchild jokes and clean depth dad gags for kids.

The Best Deepest Puns

Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice... deepest gondolances.

Scientists need to stop surveying the deepest parts of the ocean with their high-tech equipment

They should send Neymar Jr. instead because he is the greatest diver in the world.

Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....

We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"

During rainy days, I and my lazy dog are competing who sleeps the deepest and the longest.

I am the underdog in this fight.

Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?


A plane crashed into the deepest parts of the amazon forest.

Is there a Doctor?!!! The people cried.

What is the deepest part of the ocean?

The bottom

My friend asked me what my deepest, darkest fear was.

I said Well...

How to make a woman laugh.

You look her deep in the eyes and with the deepest voice you can do you tell her.


In geography, teacher told us that Mariana's Trench was the deepest, coldest, most inhospitable place on planet earth.

Mariana said that he shouldn't talk about their date in class.

What's the greatest thing about having a mute friend with no limbs?

He will never tell my deepest, darkest secrets.

What's the farthest you've ever gotten in a Sheryl Crow album?

For me, the first cut is the deepest

Do you know where the ocean is the deepest?

The bottom :D

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