The Best 18 Deepest Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Deepest jokes. There are some deepest greatness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deepest depth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Deepest Jokes and Puns
Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...
I spent the whole time trying to find myself
TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice...
...my deepest gondolances.
Obit
Woman from the deepest, most southern part of Alabama goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written. The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, Well, then, let it read, 'Billy Bob died'. Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, Sorry ma'am, there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries. Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read, 'Billy Bob died - 1983 Pick-up for sale.'
Scientists need to stop surveying the deepest parts of the ocean with their high-tech equipment
They should send Neymar Jr. instead because he is the greatest diver in the world.
I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead.
It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....
We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"
If the deepest part of the ocean had been discovered by the HMS Balls
Would it be known as Balls Deep?
During rainy days, I and my lazy dog are competing who sleeps the deepest and the longest.
I am the underdog in this fight.
Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?
ALS
A plane crashed into the deepest parts of the amazon forest.
Is there a Doctor?!!! The people cried.
My friend asked me what my deepest, darkest fear was.
I said Well...
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What is the deepest part of the ocean?
The bottom
An anthropologist travels to the deepest darkest rainforest...
to study a tribe untouched by civilisation.
As he is trecking towards the villiage he starts to hear drumming. The closer he gets, the louder it gets. It's relentless and doesn't seem to stop.
A day later he arrives at the villiage and gets introduced to the eldar. He immediately asks "What are the drums for?"
The eldar simply responds "The drums must never stop."
Throughout the night and the next day the incessent drumming starts to grate on his nerves. He asks around and every member of the tribe answers with "The drums must never stop."
3 days later he has had no sleep and is at a loose end. He approaches the eldar.
"I really have to know about the drums."
"The drums must never stop."
"Yes, yes. I know that. But why?"
The eldar looks at him and says "Bass solo."
How to make a woman laugh.
You look her deep in the eyes and with the deepest voice you can do you tell her.
#HERE I'M IN CHARGE. YOU HEARD THAT?#
In geography, teacher told us that Mariana's Trench was the deepest, coldest, most inhospitable place on planet earth.
Mariana said that he shouldn't talk about their date in class.
What's the greatest thing about having a mute friend with no limbs?
He will never tell my deepest, darkest secrets.
What's the farthest you've ever gotten in a Sheryl Crow album?
For me, the first cut is the deepest
Do you know where the ocean is the deepest?
The bottom :D
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