The Best 15 Deepest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deepest jokes. There are some deepest greatness jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deepest depth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Deepest Jokes and Puns

Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

TO: Everyone who has been run over by a boat in Venice...

...my deepest gondolances.

Scientists need to stop surveying the deepest parts of the ocean with their high-tech equipment

They should send Neymar Jr. instead because he is the greatest diver in the world.

Deepest joke, Scientists need to stop surveying the deepest parts of the ocean with their high-tech equipment

Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves ....

We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"

During rainy days, I and my lazy dog are competing who sleeps the deepest and the longest.

I am the underdog in this fight.


Do you know what's more powerful than a mind that understands the deepest reaches of the universe?

ALS

A plane crashed into the deepest parts of the amazon forest.

Is there a Doctor?!!! The people cried.

Deepest joke, A plane crashed into the deepest parts of the amazon forest.

What is the deepest part of the ocean?

The bottom

My friend asked me what my deepest, darkest fear was.

I said Well...

How to make a woman laugh.

You look her deep in the eyes and with the deepest voice you can do you tell her.

#HERE I'M IN CHARGE. YOU HEARD THAT?#

In geography, teacher told us that Mariana's Trench was the deepest, coldest, most inhospitable place on planet earth.

Mariana said that he shouldn't talk about their date in class.

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What's the greatest thing about having a mute friend with no limbs?

He will never tell my deepest, darkest secrets.

What's the farthest you've ever gotten in a Sheryl Crow album?

For me, the first cut is the deepest

An anthropologist travels to the deepest darkest rainforest...

to study a tribe untouched by civilisation.

As he is trecking towards the villiage he starts to hear drumming. The closer he gets, the louder it gets. It's relentless and doesn't seem to stop.

A day later he arrives at the villiage and gets introduced to the eldar. He immediately asks "What are the drums for?"

The eldar simply responds "The drums must never stop."

Throughout the night and the next day the incessent drumming starts to grate on his nerves. He asks around and every member of the tribe answers with "The drums must never stop."

3 days later he has had no sleep and is at a loose end. He approaches the eldar.

"I really have to know about the drums."

"The drums must never stop."

"Yes, yes. I know that. But why?"

The eldar looks at him and says "Bass solo."

Do you know where the ocean is the deepest?

The bottom :D

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deepest roughest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deepest abyss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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