Deeper Jokes

Following is our collection of depth puns and deepest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deeper jokes for adults, dirty abyss jokes and clean poems dad gags for kids.

The Best Deeper Puns

When she screams "deeper!"...

But you're all out of poems.

The only time my girl friend will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER"... when they are lowering my casket into the ground!

A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.

As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.

"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.

"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"

Graveyard shortcut

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.

He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.

Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"

The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."

I went to see my mate Bruce today and asked his wife where he was.

She said he's out the back in the garden. I had a quick look but couldn't see him so went to ask his wife again.

She said, he's out there, you just have to dig a little deeper .

When your girlfriend tells you to go deeper...

... but you already ran out of poems to recite.

A man was having sex with his wife one night...

"Deeper... deeper..." she moaned.

The man, not having finished, pulls out and starts getting dressed. The woman is surprised and asks "What's wrong baby?"

The man snaps back, "Deeper, deeper?! How about I coo in your ear tighter, tighter!

My buddy told me this one at the bar last night. It's a dark one.

A pedophile is walking a kid into the woods. It's getting darker as they get deeper and deeper into the forest. And the kid says, "Gee mister, it sure is getting dark. I'm scared."

The man replies, "*You're* scared? I have to walk back alone!"

I ran over ny neighbors foot with a lawn mower today...

Guess I need to bury him deeper.

A clown and a five year old boy are walking into the woods

As they get deeper into the forest the little boy says, Wow it's scary in here!
The clown replies, What are you scared of, I gotta walk out of here alone!

Why are lawyers buried deeper than regular people?

Because deep down, they're really nice guys.

When she screams "deeper!"...

...but you already have a degree in philosophy.

Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper

But you run out of poems.

What's the difference between a lover, a hooker, and a wife after twenty years of marriage?

Your lover says "Oooh, more, deeper, longer!"
Your hooker says "Cmon, cmon, let's get this over with!"
Your wife says "Beige! Beige! I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."

My first wife was too shallow for my liking

so I dug a deeper hole.

So a scientist creates a robot

And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."

She told me to go deeper....

But I was all out of poems.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted during sex. She asked me to go deeper.

So I asked her what she really wants out of life. She didn't say anything but apparently the answer was to stop having sex with me.

Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper

and you ran out of poems?

So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk out of here alone."

Edit*: from the film Blue Valentine

my shower thoughts kept getting deeper and deeper and deeper...

then i realized it was because i had the drain-plug in.

As the man went deeper into the ocean, losing his breath...

He thought 'the view is so breathtaking here'

My shovel had a gambling addiction.

I had to stop him before he dug himself a deeper hole.

Why were the Dwarfs under the Lonely Mountain so good at sex?

All they wanted to do was go deeper.

Deeper deeper

if we're having sex don't tell me "deeper deeper". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying "tighter".

Would the ocean be deeper...

If it didn't have any sponges in it?

My wife's voice always gets deeper after sex

She looks at herself in the mirror and thinks she's an eight but really she's a tenor.

My wife says our sex life is like Inception

She's usually dreaming while I try to go deeper.

There was a man and a little boy that went for a walk in the woods

one dark and moonless night. As they walked deeper into the woods it got darker and darker. Finally the boy said,"I'm scared." The man responded,"Your scared?! I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

If you want to have a deep conversation talk about the meaning of life..

If you want to have an even deeper conversation talk about the Mariana Trench

A mother-in-law is like a treasure...

... the deeper she's buried the better.

Women are like sand.

The deeper you go, the wetter they get.

Started with the tips of my fingers..

We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says "babe take off your ring its hurting me", I respond "you mean my watch?"

There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word.

They found that indeed "moist" was the least favorite word among women and that "deeper" was the least favorite word among men.

I hate it when a girl says to me "go deeper" .. but I'm out of poems

My girlfriend kept begging me to go deeper...

But I ran out of poems

The Boy and the Child Molester

So there's a little boy and a child molester and walking into the woods and they keep walking and it's getting darker and darker and they're walking deeper and deeper into the woods and the little boy looks at the child molester and says, "gee mister, it's scary out here" and the child molester says, "you think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"

Women don't want to hear a man's opinion...

...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice.

(Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)

So, a pedophile and a little boy...

Are walking into the woods, and they go deeper and deeper, off the path, into the dark forest. The little boy feels like they are getting lost, says he's getting scared. The pedophile says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"

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