Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Deeper Jokes
A man was having s**... with his wife one night...
"Deeper... deeper..." she moaned.
The man, not having finished, pulls out and starts getting dressed. The woman is surprised and asks "What's wrong baby?"
The man snaps back, "Deeper, deeper?! How about I coo in your ear tighter, tighter!
There was a man and a little boy that went for a walk in the woods
one dark and moonless night. As they walked deeper into the woods it got darker and darker. Finally the boy said,"I'm scared." The man responded,"Your scared?! I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!"
So there's a child m**... and a little boy walking into the woods...
They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child m**... and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child m**... looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk out of here alone."
Edit*: from the film Blue Valentine
Women don't want to hear a man's opinion...
...They just want to hear their own in a deeper voice.
(Credit to Jeff Foxworthy)
The only time my girl friend will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER"...
...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!
The Boy and the Child m**...
So there's a little boy and a child m**... and walking into the woods and they keep walking and it's getting darker and darker and they're walking deeper and deeper into the woods and the little boy looks at the child m**... and says, "gee mister, it's scary out here" and the child m**... says, "you think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
My girlfriend kept begging me to go deeper...
But I ran out of poems
Deeper deeper
if we're having s**... don't tell me "deeper deeper". if I could go deeper I would. you don't see me saying "tighter".
Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper
and you ran out of poems?
Graveyard shortcut
A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"
The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."
When your girlfriend tells you to go deeper...
... but you already ran out of poems to recite.
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted during s**.... She asked me to go deeper.
So I asked her what she really wants out of life. She didn't say anything but apparently the answer was to stop having s**... with me.
A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.
As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.
"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.
"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"
I hate it when a girl says to me "go deeper" .. but I'm out of poems
There was a study on the different sexes least favorite word.
They found that indeed "moist" was the least favorite word among women and that "deeper" was the least favorite word among men.
My wife says our s**... life is like Inception
She's usually dreaming while I try to go deeper.
She told me to go deeper....
But I was all out of poems.
Started with the tips of my fingers..
We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says "babe t**... ring its hurting me", I respond "you mean my watch?"
Women are like sand.
The deeper you go, the wetter they get.
Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper
But you run out of poems.
my shower thoughts kept getting deeper and deeper and deeper...
then i realized it was because i had the drain-plug in.
So a scientist creates a robot
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
When she screams "deeper!"...
But you're all out of poems.
When she screams "deeper!"...
...but you already have a degree in philosophy.
Why are lawyers buried deeper than regular people?
Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
My first wife was too shallow for my liking
so I dug a deeper hole.
A mother-in-law is like a treasure...
... the deeper she's buried the better.
A clown and a five year old boy are walking into the woods
As they get deeper into the forest the little boy says, Wow it's scary in here!
The clown replies, What are you scared of, I gotta walk out of here alone!
I ran over ny neighbors foot with a lawn mower today...
Guess I need to bury him deeper.
What's the difference between a lover, a h**..., and a wife after twenty years of marriage?
Your lover says "Oooh, more, deeper, longer!"
Your h**... says "Cmon, cmon, let's get this over with!"
Your wife says "Beige! Beige! I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."
If you want to have a deep conversation talk about the meaning of life..
If you want to have an even deeper conversation talk about the Mariana Trench
Why were the Dwarfs under the Lonely Mountain so good at s**...?
All they wanted to do was go deeper.
I went to see my mate Bruce today and asked his wife where he was.
She said he's out the back in the garden. I had a quick look but couldn't see him so went to ask his wife again.
She said, he's out there, you just have to dig a little deeper .
My shovel had a gambling addiction.
I had to stop him before he dug himself a deeper hole.
My wife's voice always gets deeper after s**...
She looks at herself in the mirror and thinks she's an eight but really she's a tenor.
Would the ocean be deeper...
If it didn't have any sponges in it?
As the man went deeper into the ocean, losing his breath...
He thought 'the view is so breathtaking here'
An ax m**... is on a date with a girl, and he suggests a short cut through the woods to a special spot...
As they walk the sun starts to set.
The girl asks, Are we almost there it's getting dark?
The ax m**... says they're close and it's just a little further up.
They keep walking and get deeper and deeper into the woods.
All of a sudden there is a howl in the distance!
The girl say, Are we almost there I'm getting scared?!
The ax m**... says, >! YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone! !<
A 10 year old protestant boy and a 10 year old catholic girl are standing on a river bank.
The girl says, "my mom will be really angry if my shoes get wet"
And so they both agree to remove their shoes prior to entering the water.
They wade into the water and it starts getting deeper. The boy "says well my mom will hate me if I ruin my new pants"
And so they remove their pants.
Once they ensure that every item of cloths is out of harms way... they take a good look at each other.
"Strange", the girl says, "I didn't think protestants and catholics were THAT different!"
A father and his son are walking deeper and deeper into the woods...
... they get farther and farther and eventually the boy looks up at his father and says, Dad, I'm getting scared it's really dark. The father laughs and looks at his son and says, Your scared? I gotta walk back alone.
What's a movie whose title got deeper the longer you watched?
The Titanic.
I told her that she touched me deeper than anyone has ever touched me before.
And she said yes, the colonoscopy went well.
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...
God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.
Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
God: Joseph R. Biden
Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* s**... dude, this goes even deeper than we thought
A flat earther dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question."
The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?"
God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe."
The flat earther exclaims, "Holy c**...! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
