It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep.
I know he means well...
I know he means well...
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit.
One slip of the tounge and you're in deep shit.
1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.
A 4-months-pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 5 months later she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are perfectly fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no not my brother! He's an idiot. What did he name the my daughter?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Oh that's not that bad. What did he name my son?
Doctor: Denephew
Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly say,
'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply,
'Can I feel your tits, then?'
He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, "No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."
Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees light from incoming train.
Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
Apparently "Balls deep in your sister" was not the answer she was expecting.
Because they don't like integration.
Doctor: You had twins, a girl and a boy. Fortunately, your brother was there to name them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well, that isn't so bad. What did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
The owner calls a meeting with all of his 200 employees out on the plant floor.
"Ok everyone, we are in deep trouble. I will give $2000 dollars to the first person that comes to me with a cost saving idea."
Immediately a guy in the front row shoots up his hand.
Owner says "Yes, Barry. That was fast, what's your cost saving plan?"
Barry says "make it $1000".
I smiled and calmly replied, "Well if you remember rightly, I wanted to do you up the arse but you said it'd be too painful"
it means that you are flat chested.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh, no. Not my brother, he is an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: Not exactly my choice, but that isn't so bad. What did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
I dig.
You dig.
She digs.
He digs.
They dig.
We dig.
Now I know it's not a very good poem, but it's pretty deep.
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
Apparently, " Balls deep in your sister " wasn't the anewer she was expecting.
I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in.
He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade
It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.
Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics...
You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better...
As they begin to consummate their marriage, Jim moves straight for anal. Joan stops him "No, that's not the right hole."
"How would you know?" Asks Jim
"I was late after choir practice one day, and Father Henry and I talked about the sins of the flesh. Then he showed me how it was done so I could stay away from it and be wise and virtuous."
"Well that's weird." says Jim. "When we had that discussion, Father Henry put it in my ass."
It was so loud I nearly fell in.
A dell must be rolling in the deep
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!
Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you moron!"
Is just an onion...
DEEP
Because deep down they are good people.
They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too.
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