Deep Fried Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deep Fried jokes. There are some deep fried jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deep fried puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Deep Fried Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What do you call a Japanese deep fried mattress?

A Tempura-Pedic

Where do cannibals go to eat deep fried food?

The battered women's shelter

in h**...

A man goes to h**.... They tell him:

-- You have not sinned too much, so we allow you to choose t**... yourself.

He goes into the first room and there people are fried in a frying pan. It doesn't suit him and he leaves.
In the second room needles are inserted under the nails.
It hurts too, he says and leaves.

In the third room there are men knee-deep in s**... having a smoke.

-- This is for me, although it stinks probably I have no better choice.

He gets into s**.... He takes out a cigarette, lights it.
And then he hears:

-- The smoke break is over, finish off eating!

Man: Why should I stop eating deep fried cheese because you heard something in your horoscope?

Doctor: Once again, it's stethoscope.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC.

I'm opening up a snack shop in DC. We will serve things like:

Triple fudge brownie sunday with double whipped cream, only 100 calories!

Cheesy deep fried nachos, more vitamins and less fat than a salad!

I'll call my shop "Alternative Snacts".

What do science and deep fried food at the Texas State Fair have in common?

At their core, both concepts ask if you could but not if you should

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, s**...-s**... bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*

I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.

What do you get when you grind up Kim Jung Un's junk, mix in some shredded potatoes, ball them up and deep fry them?

dicktator tots

What did the monk use to make fried chicken?

A deep friar.

Modern food, I just don't get it.

I mean, Japanese-style batter and deep fry, I've no quarrel with that. But then they start applying this to these giant salt-water eels...

*O tempura! O morays!*

You can explore deep fried reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deep fried dad jokes. There are also deep fried puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a deep fried underwater cow?


My brother told me this (US Politics)

The reason why Americans need so much oil is so they deep-fry all their food.

I tried to deep fry my turkey this year but it went horribly wrong

Boom. Roasted.

My friend got really angry with me the other day when i started talking about deep fried chocolate bars!

I didn't realise it was such a hot topic

Did you hear that Snoop Dogg and Sean Connery like to get together twice a month and deep fry various objects?

Fo' shizzle.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deep fried puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deep fried piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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