The Best 2 Deems Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deems jokes. There are some deems begone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deems recreational puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Deems Jokes and Puns

I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...

"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"

"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."

I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."

The Scientist, The Priest, and The Philosopher

A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent smack on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deems wisdom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deems loyalty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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