Deems Jokes

Following is our collection of think puns and begone one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deems jokes for adults, dirty intervals jokes and clean recreational dad gags for kids.

The Best Deems Puns

I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...

"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"

"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."

I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."

The Scientist, The Priest, and The Philosopher

A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent smack on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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