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Heartwarming Deems Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good deems joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I walked into the living room to find my wife breast feeding our son...

"How long do you have to do that for?" I asked. "When is he going to be too old for it?"
"Well, it's a physical bond between a mother and her child isn't it? It's only society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age."
I replied, "Shut up, Harry. I was talking to your mother."

The Scientist, The Priest, and The Philosopher

A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent s**... on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.

So an elderly golfer dies on the course and arrives at the pearly gates...

St. Peter looks upon his life and deems him worthy to enter heaven. But first, St. Peter asks him to recall the moments leading to his demise.
"I went out to the golf course, like i do every so often, and I was having a particularly great round. I was even on target to set a new personal best!"
Peter, confused, asks him, "So what happened? how did you end up here?"
The golfer looks at him and states, "I had a bad s**......"


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