Deemed Jokes

Funniest Deemed Short Jokes

Short deemed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deemed humour may include short considered jokes also.

1. I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook... ...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
2. warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
3. Being deemed an "essential worker" Is like being condemned to summer school while the rest of the students are off.
4. A fathom is a unit of measure equal to 6 feet Therefore, a cluster of rally attendees not practicing social distancing could be deemed "unfathomable"
5. Why did the restaurant staff deem the waiters absence due to depression to be a technical issue? Because their servers were down.
6. A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight
   30% are deemed morbidly obese
   10% ate the test
   
7. Indian restaurants in my town will not be allowed to open, even after the lockdown is over. They are deemed to be a Naan essential business.
8. Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.
9. The only reason yo momma passed high school... is because the teachers deemed her too big to fail
10. h**... was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf h**... is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.

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Deemed One Liners

Which deemed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deemed? I can suggest the ones about designated and proclaimed.

1. Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country? He deemed them revolutionary.
2. In Headlines Today: White House s**... Scandal Evidence deemed fake n**....

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