Dedication Jokes

28 dedication jokes and hilarious dedication puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dedication that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dedication Short Jokes

Short dedication jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dedication humour may include short dedicated jokes also.

  1. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
  2. I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer..., if you're up there...
  3. After I broke up with my short girlfriend, she started a YouTube channel dedicated to trashing me. I said "well that's a little ex stream"
  4. Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
    His name was Popsicles.
  5. There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery... The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"
  6. My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
  7. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just the two... but it takes a whole dedicated team at emergency to remove it.
  8. The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
  9. I just learned today is International Joke Day. But do we really need a whole day dedicated to Trump?
  10. I've dedicated my entire life to getting prostitutes off the streets For an hour or so each day.

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Dedication One Liners

Which dedication one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dedication? I can suggest the ones about commitment and devoted.

  1. I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth. [Removed]
  2. What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
  3. What do you call the science dedicated to studying Uranus? Asstronomy
  4. Which musicians do bisexuals enjoy? They like Debussy and they like Dedic
  5. Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication.
  6. I like my RAM like I like my women. Dedicated.
  7. I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth.
  8. You can dedicate Brown Eyed Girl to any woman They all have at least one brown eye.
  9. There's a group dedicated to hating Vietnamese Noodle Soup They call themselves AntiPho.
  10. What do you call it when a weightloss contest participant loses a limb? Dedicated
  11. What do you call a truly dedicated Catholic monk? A deep fryer.
  12. Panhandlers make the most dedicated employees... they're always working from home.
  13. Jesus Christ was a very dedicated gamer He died for his Sims.
  14. Let's dedicate a genre for doomsday Apocalypso!
  15. Dedicated When you take a 13 hour trip to China just to beat your met early

Dedication joke, Dedicated

Happy Dedication Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about dedication you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loyalty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dedication pranks.

One day when I was young......

I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.

I am a proud anti-vaccine Father of 3.

Edit- Two Now
2nd Edit- One Now
3rd Edit- Nevermind
4th Edit- WOW this really blew up. I would like to dedicate all these wonderful awards to my 3 children Byeson, Dieanne, and Ammunity. They would have been so proud. RIP

I should make a monument in my yard dedicated to the guy who killed h**....

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

A f**....
*dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*

I've dedicated my life to find my wife's m**....

If you can recommend someone, let me know.

Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.

St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."

A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.

The experience so transforms them that they decide to form a new order, with a monastery, dedicated to growing flowers as a form of worship. Two years into the venture they realize that they are running out of funds and decide to begin selling some of their flowers as a way to raise funds to support their ministry and their way of life. Unfortunately a sheep from a nearby farm wandered into the monastery and quickly consumed all of their prize flowers.
It turns out only a ewe can prevent florist friars.

Dedication joke, A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.