Happy Dedication Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that s**... body I've always wanted.
It's in my freezer.
After many faithful years as a Christian, John's dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.
At the wedding he walks over to his best friend for advice.
"Hey man! What is it that I'm supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?"
"Ah, that's simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees."
"Ah! Thanks dude!"
"No problem!"
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.
A joke from one of my friends who's an airline pilot
So he often says, right before take off "Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to thank you for choosing Jet Blue and would also like to thank the wonderful flight attendants for their professionalism and dedication to trying to make your flight as safe and comfortable as possible. However, you won't find any of those people on this flight. So sit back and please fasten your seat belts as we will shortly begin our ascent"
Why are black people so good at sports?
Hard work and dedication.
There was a pirate who wanted to become a soprano singer.
Despite dedication and practice, they had to be honest with themselves;
They would never be able to reach the high C's.
Walking around NYC, and a beautiful lady stops me,
She asked me "how do you get to carnagie hall?"
I told her "with a lot of hard work and dedication, ma'mn"
The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..
I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.
China's recent crackdown on effeminate men is comical when you consider that it clearly demonstrates their overall dedication to 'CCPness'.
Talk about mixed messages.
After months of hard work and dedication, I finally have a body I am proud of!
It was worth the weight
Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...
.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:
> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam
My necrophiliac friend finally achieved his boyhood ambition.
After years of non-stop studying, practice, and dedication, he finally became coroner.
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3 months of thorough dedication, proper diet and workout sessions but now the time has come, it is cheat day
can't wait to sleep with my girlfriend's sister.
We cannot allow an attempted r**... on the Supreme Court
It shows a lack of dedication.
The difference between Karate and Judo.
Karate is a combat and self defense technique developed in japan that requires years of intense training and dedication to master.
Judo is what they make bagels out of.
