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What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?
One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.
Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?
They wished it was Anubis.
What's the difference between a run-down greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?
The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "
Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new s**... next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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