Decrepit Jokes

Following is our collection of rickety puns and faced one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decrepit jokes for adults, dirty anubis jokes and clean shabby dad gags for kids.

The Best Decrepit Puns

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death?

One is an old bus and the other is Anubis.

What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?

The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.

There is an abundance of wretched jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and decrepit puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bus witze you can hear about decrepit.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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