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A devout Muslim entered a cab in London
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door. The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?" The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, so get off and wait for a camel!"
A priest, scientist and rabbi are discussing when life begins.
The priest says the answer is obvious, it begins at conception as decreed by God.
The scientist says no it begins at birth as at that point it can live outside of it's mother.
The rabbi says you are both wrong. It starts when the dog dies and the kids move out.
On Mt. Olympus, Zeus decreed that all the gods must now wear pants
This caused a lot of outrage from the other gods.
"Why must we wear pants" they asked?
Zeus replied "Why? Because we're a Pantheon!"
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