Decree Jokes

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The Best Decree Puns

There once was an emperor who ruled over a massive territory.

When he came in to power he passed many strange laws. The first law he passed was that in every sentence that you use the word "or" you must also have an "M" in that same sentence.

The people of his domain could do nothing to oppose this outrageous law because it was the
"M per Ors" decree.

Zelda's first decree as queen was that everyone greet her with a Hi...

It was her Hi-rule.

If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree?

O'LAMACARE!!!!!

BREAKING: Palestine granted statehood by UN decree

Israel or is it just fantasy?

A male law is going on a date

A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!


There is an abundance of unlawful jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and decree puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any pilate witze you can hear about decree.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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