The Best 5 Decree Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decree jokes. There are some decree enforce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decree edict puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decree Jokes and Puns

There once was an emperor who ruled over a massive territory.

When he came in to power he passed many strange laws. The first law he passed was that in every sentence that you use the word "or" you must also have an "M" in that same sentence.

The people of his domain could do nothing to oppose this outrageous law because it was the
"M per Ors" decree.

Zelda's first decree as queen was that everyone greet her with a Hi...

It was her Hi-rule.

If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree?

O'LAMACARE!!!!!

BREAKING: Palestine granted statehood by UN decree

Israel or is it just fantasy?

A male law is going on a date

A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decree unlawful puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decree pilate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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