The Best 7 Decrease Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Decrease jokes. There are some decrease reduce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decrease climate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Decrease Jokes and Puns

Putin recently won the election with about 77 percent of the vote,

Over the next few weeks Russia will see a 23 percent population decrease.

The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines!

- Old age
- Grey hair
- General decrease of diseases

Wife: Hey, guess this "What always increases, but never decrease?"

Husband: Your weight?

My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics.

It was called "Steak Medium Rare"

Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the material being used


You want to know what decreases drag on a car? *SPOILER ALERT*

I told you, it's a spoiler.

Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....

So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decrease reduction jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decrease consumer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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