Decrease Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decrease jokes. Read decrease reduce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decrease climate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Humorous Decrease Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

Putin recently won the election with about 77 percent of the vote,

Over the next few weeks Russia will see a 23 percent population decrease.

The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines!

- Old age
- Grey hair
- General decrease of diseases

Wife: Hey, guess this "What always increases, but never decrease?"

Husband: Your weight?

My local newspaper ran a story on the decrease of cow psychics.

It was called "Steak Medium Rare"

Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?

To decrease the material being used

You want to know what decreases drag on a car? *SPOILER ALERT*

I told you, it's a spoiler.

Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....

So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the decrease reduction puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working decrease consumer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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