The Best 10 Decorator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decorator jokes. There are some decorator decorate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decorator bereave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decorator Jokes and Puns

What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?

We don't need no renovation.

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

Went to the funeral of a Painter and Decorator who died young

It was emulsional

First day as an interior decorator

Me: I am not sure if this giant cross is right for this space.
Priest: Again, this is a church

It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.

That's the third time I've had to take this damned cake back to that wedding cake decorator.


A decorator decided to kill himself by drinking tin of varnish.

It was horrible as he was dying, but it was a beautiful finish.

My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist

So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox

Homer Sectional

Yes, he's an interior decorator.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Furniture shopping

An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a sexual couch.

The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?

No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a sexual couch for an occasional piece in the living room.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decorator cake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decorator designer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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