Amusing & Witty Decorator Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator...
They disagreed about the color and placement of the stool in the bedroom.
What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?
We don't need no renovation.
How do you get certified as an interior decorator?
You don't pull out
Furniture shopping
An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a s**... couch.
The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?
No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a s**... couch for an occasional piece in the living room.
Went to the f**... of a Painter and Decorator who died young
It was emulsional
First day as an interior decorator
Me: I am not sure if this giant cross is right for this space.
Priest: Again, this is a church
It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.
That's the third time I've had to take this d**... cake back to that wedding cake decorator.
A decorator decided to kill himself by drinking tin of varnish.
It was horrible as he was dying, but it was a beautiful finish.
My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist
So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox
Homer Sectional
Yes, he's an interior decorator.
What did the decorators say when they went to church?
"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
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