Decorator Jokes

Following is our collection of custard puns and decorate one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decorator jokes for adults, dirty architect jokes and clean bereave dad gags for kids.

The Best Decorator Puns

What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?

We don't need no renovation.

It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.

That's the third time I've had to take this damned cake back to that wedding cake decorator.

Went to the funeral of a Painter and Decorator who died young

It was emulsional

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

First day as an interior decorator

Me: I am not sure if this giant cross is right for this space.
Priest: Again, this is a church

My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist

So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox

A decorator decided to kill himself by drinking tin of varnish.

It was horrible as he was dying, but it was a beautiful finish.

Homer Sectional

Yes, he's an interior decorator.

Furniture shopping

An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a sexual couch.

The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?

No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a sexual couch for an occasional piece in the living room.

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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