Decorator Jokes
7 decorator jokes and hilarious decorator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decorator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh along with these hilarious interior decorator and painter jokes from the one and only Ramsey Custard. Find out the hidden punchlines and discover the humour in these witty jokes.
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This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
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I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room.
For Jesus.
Dear Charlie, We've been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.
When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.
When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.
And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.
I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.
Cordially, Harry
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It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**....
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**.... h**... was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.
At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up
IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: What?
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A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...
He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"
The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"
"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a v**... Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins in Paradise.
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