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Decorator Jokes

7 decorator jokes and hilarious decorator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decorator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with these hilarious interior decorator and painter jokes from the one and only Ramsey Custard. Find out the hidden punchlines and discover the humour in these witty jokes.

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Amusing & Witty Decorator Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good decorator joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.

One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.

I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room.

For Jesus.

I can't believe christmas is 364 days away...

And people already have their decorations up.

Dear Charlie, We've been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.

When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.
When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.
And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.
I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.
Cordially, Harry

It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**....

It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**.... h**... was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.

At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up

IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?

Me: What?

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