Hilarious Decorative Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.
But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
What does a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?
Decorative b**....
What do you call a bleak future society in which people are forced by the state to trim hedges into decorative shapes?
A dystopiary!
How much did it cost for workers to move a decorative tree into the small house?
Tree fitty.
What do you call a decorative wreath with a picture of a turtle on it?
Aretha Franklin.
Wife holds up a wreath of decorative pumpkins: What do you think of this for my office door?
Me: Definitely, it's gourd-geous.
I told my wife I can't find the matching decorative pillow case...
She said it's a sham.
I have this weird k**... where I like to be choked with decorative gourds.
It's called Autumn-e**... Asphyxiation.
