Decorations Jokes

Following is our collection of decor puns and yule one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decorations jokes for adults, dirty tinsel jokes and clean orn dad gags for kids.

The Best Decorations Puns

I can't believe christmas is 364 days away...

And people already have their decorations up.

At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up

IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common?

They don't hang themselves.

Happy Early Halloween!

A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.

I'm screwed, says the pilot.

God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not screwed. Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.

The pilot does this.

NOW you're screwed, says God.

I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations

Only on the holidays.


Two guys are looking for a christmas tree in the woods...

They've been walking through the thick snow for about an hour and one of the guys says:
"Ah screw it! Lets just take that big one over there. So what if it doesn't have decorations?"

2 village idiots are walking...

...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:

"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"

I can't believe people's Halloween decorations are still up...

Halloween is 364 days away, guys

I can't believe it's riot season already

I still have my Covid decorations up

Theres 365 days until halloween

and people ALREADY have their decorations up.

I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be

All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them


A young soldier writes a letter to his father.

"Dad, I got syphilis"
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"

What do you call the crazy people who are already putting up christmas decorations?

Orna-mental

What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis

You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations

You will get tinselitis

Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?

They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a man opened a banister decorations store called--

Stair Wares

Why did Donald Trump keep adding decorations to the Christmas Tree?

Because people kept shouting "moron" at him.

Inappropriately early decorations really annoy me

I mean christmas is literally a year away, and all the houses on my street are decked out already!


My neighbours must love Christmas

They have their decorations up for next year already.

Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?

Because decorations end with rations

What do minorities have in common with Christmas decorations?

The Alt-Right wants them hanging from a tree and nobody to object to it.

I love Halloween.

All the cobwebs in my house look like decorations.

Americans celebrate so prematurely

364 days until Christmas and they already have their decorations up.

I CANNOT BELIEVE

it's almost a year until Christmas and people already have their decorations up

I swear it gets earlier every year....

there is 357 days until Christmas, and people already have their X-Mas decorations up.

Getting the Christmas decorations out of the loft

I found an old copy of the 1977 Radio Times, or as its called now, The Sex Offenders Register!

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