Humorous Decorations Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
I can't believe christmas is 364 days away...
And people already have their decorations up.
At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up
IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common?
They don't hang themselves.
Happy Early Halloween!
I was getting the Xmas decorations down from the attic when i found a present i forgot to give last year.....
Shame, as the kids would have loved that puppy.
A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.
He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.
I'm s**..., says the pilot.
God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not s**.... Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.
The pilot does this.
NOW you're s**..., says God.
This year, Home Depot is selling Christmas decorations in the second aisle of the housewares section.
Aisle B, Home for Christmas.
How can you tell Halloween is just around the corner?
Stores start putting out their Christmas decorations.
2 village idiots are walking...
...in the woods in December. They spend long hours there, seemingly looking at the trees. As time goes by, they argue more and more. Finally, at sunset, one tells the other:
"Look, I don't care if the next one doesn't have any decorations, we're taking it for Christmas!"
I can't believe it's omicron season already
I still have my delta decorations up.
I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations
Only on the holidays.
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Two guys are looking for a christmas tree in the woods...
They've been walking through the thick snow for about an hour and one of the guys says:
"Ah screw it! Lets just take that big one over there. So what if it doesn't have decorations?"
My Christmas tree wss very happy when I removed the decorations from it.
It was absolutely delighted.
Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree
They both walk a long time but couldn't find a good one. Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough. It's already getting pitch dark. It's already midnight and finally one of them suddenly says "ugh, let's just pick one without decorations"
Aquarium decorations on clearance!
Sorry, no reef funds.
I can't believe people's Halloween decorations are still up...
Halloween is 364 days away, guys
a guy walks into a bar for a Halloween party...
and is surprised to see the bar decorated for Christmas. "What's with the Christmas decorations?" the guy asks the bartender. "I thought this was supposed to be a spooky Halloween party." "Oh, these decorations are very scary for a lot of people," the bartender replies. "We're gonna terrify people who are claustrophobic."
I can't believe it's riot season already
I still have my Covid decorations up
What does Trump have in common with winter holiday decorations?
Both can fu k off in January.
A young soldier writes a letter to his father.
"Dad, I got s**..."
A week later he receives a response:
"Son, I don't know much about those military decorations but you should wear it with pride"
Theres 365 days until halloween
and people ALREADY have their decorations up.
I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be
All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them
What do you call the crazy people who are already putting up christmas decorations?
Orna-mental
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a man opened a banister decorations store called--
Stair Wares
You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations
You will get tinselitis
Why did the Dire Straights have so many Easter decorations?
They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.
Why did Donald Trump keep adding decorations to the Christmas Tree?
Because people kept shouting "m**..." at him.
Inappropriately early decorations really annoy me
I mean christmas is literally a year away, and all the houses on my street are decked out already!
I swear it gets earlier every year....
there is 357 days until Christmas, and people already have their X-Mas decorations up.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
it's almost a year until Christmas and people already have their decorations up
Americans celebrate so prematurely
364 days until Christmas and they already have their decorations up.
What do minorities have in common with Christmas decorations?
The Alt-Right wants them hanging from a tree and nobody to object to it.
Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?
Because decorations end with rations
Getting the Christmas decorations out of the loft
I found an old copy of the 1977 Radio Times, or as its called now, The s**... Offenders Register!
