Decoration Jokes

Following is our collection of frankincense puns and stuffers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decoration jokes for adults, dirty decorative jokes and clean dec dad gags for kids.

The Best Decoration Puns

My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?

Me: What?

A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...

He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"

The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"

"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a virgin Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins in Paradise.

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Edit - formatting

How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom?

With rep-tiles!

A young lady is at a home decoration store, and picks out a large mirror with a brass hanger.

The helpful store clerk says, "M'am, you wanna screw for that mirror hanger?"

The girl replies, "No, but I'll blow you for that matching brass end table."


I named my Christmas decoration made of $100 dollar bills

Aretha Franklin

I wish I was like a Christmas decoration...

Hanging from a tree.

What's going to be the scariest Halloween decoration this year?

Coffin

I suspected my friend of using my carpentry tools without my permission...

And when he bragged he made a new front door decoration, I knew it was a sign.

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China...

but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag.


I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'

What part of the body is also the name for a Mexican gift decoration?

El Bow

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?







A: Saudi Arabian consulate

What's John McClane's favorite Christmas decoration?

HOLLY!!!!!

What is John Steinbeck's favorite Holiday decoration?

Grapes of Wreath!

Did you hear they put christmas decoration on Elon Musk's tunnel digging machine?

It's pretty boring

What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?

Confetti Wap.

What do you call a mutant lawn decoration?

A g-nome.


What do you call a popular Christmas decoration made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

White supremacy is such a joke.

The only thing white people are superior at is interior decoration and getting sun burns.

There is an abundance of orn jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 21 funniest jokes and decoration puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any christmas witze you can hear about decoration.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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