Decoration Jokes

Make your Christmas decorations extra fun this year with these hilarious jokes that are sure to liven up your home. From funny ornament humor to viking jokes to frankincense puns, get ready to add an extra dose of laughter to your holiday home decor.

Gather Around for Heartwarming Decoration Jokes and Uplifting Humor

My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?

Me: What?

A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...

He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"

The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"

"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a v**... Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins in Paradise.

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

Edit - formatting

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Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?

Their s'no globe.

How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom?

With rep-tiles!

What do a Christmas tree and an old man have in common?

The wood is dead, and the b**... are just for decoration.

A young lady is at a home decoration store, and picks out a large mirror with a brass hanger.

The helpful store clerk says, "M'am, you wanna screw for that mirror hanger?"

The girl replies, "No, but I'll blow you for that matching brass end table."

Decoration joke, A young lady is at a home decoration store, and picks out a large mirror with a brass hanger.

I named my Christmas decoration made of $100 dollar bills

Aretha Franklin

What's going to be the scariest Halloween decoration this year?

Coffin

I wish I was like a Christmas decoration...

Hanging from a tree.

My neigbours kid just said this after finding an owl decoration

What do you call a owl that is good at science,

Owlbert Einstein.

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I suspected my friend of using my carpentry tools without my permission...

And when he bragged he made a new front door decoration, I knew it was a sign.

I'm attracted to my neighbor's garden decoration. The beard, the cute tummy….

Does that make me a gnomosexual?

If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China...

but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag.

What is John Steinbeck's favorite Holiday decoration?

Grapes of Wreath!

Decoration joke, What is John Steinbeck's favorite Holiday decoration?

What part of the body is also the name for a Mexican gift decoration?

El Bow

I just saw a lit up 'Noel' x-mas decoration on top of a house and noticed the 'L' was missing, so I thought to myself, 'look, there's no L.'

Did you hear they put christmas decoration on Elon Musk's tunnel digging machine?

It's pretty boring

What do you call a popular Christmas decoration made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

White supremacy is such a joke.

The only thing white people are superior at is interior decoration and getting sun burns.

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?

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A: Saudi Arabian consulate

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What do you call a mutant lawn decoration?

A g-nome.

What's John McClane's favorite Christmas decoration?

HOLLY!!!!!

What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?

Confetti Wap.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decoration christmas puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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