Decoration Jokes

41 decoration jokes and hilarious decoration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decoration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your Christmas decorations extra fun this year with these hilarious jokes that are sure to liven up your home. From funny ornament humor to viking jokes to frankincense puns, get ready to add an extra dose of laughter to your holiday home decor.

Funniest Decoration Short Jokes

Short decoration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decoration humour may include short decorated jokes also.

  1. This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
  2. I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus.
  3. I can't believe christmas is 364 days away... And people already have their decorations up.
  4. At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
  5. What's the similarity between a Christmas tree and a guy who had a vasectomy? Their balls are decorative.
  6. What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations having common? They don't hang themselves.
    Happy Early Halloween!
  7. I was getting the Xmas decorations down from the attic when i found a present i forgot to give last year..... Shame, as the kids would have loved that puppy.
  8. Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
  9. How does the winter solstice decorate its tree? With sparkly stars, fairy lights, and a moon on top!
  10. This year, home depot is selling Christmas decorations in the second aisle of the housewares section. Aisle B, Home for Christmas.

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Decoration One Liners

Which decoration one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decoration? I can suggest the ones about christmas decorating and tree decorating.

  1. My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration? Me: What?
  2. I just finished decorating my xmas tree with tampons. For the Christmas period.
  3. How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!
  4. I can't believe it's omicron season already I still have my delta decorations up.
  5. I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays.
  6. Aquarium decorations on clearance! Sorry, no reef funds.
  7. I named my Christmas decoration made of $100 dollar bills Aretha Franklin
  8. What's going to be the scariest Halloween decoration this year? Coffin
  9. I wish I was like a Christmas decoration... Hanging from a tree.
  10. I can't believe it's riot season already I still have my Covid decorations up
  11. I got a voting booth to decorate my house today it really polls the room together
  12. Theres 365 days until halloween and people ALREADY have their decorations up.
  13. What's a chemists favourite thing to do at Christmas? Decorate his chemistree.
  14. Did you hear about a soldier who had his body painted? He's now a decorated veteran.
  15. What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

Christmas Decoration Jokes

Here is a list of funny christmas decoration jokes and even better christmas decoration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it? Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?
    Their s'no globe.
  • Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree? Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.
  • A father was decorating the Christmas tree with his son. The boy says: "Dad can't we use tinsel like everyone else? This is really uncomfortable."
  • How can you tell Halloween is just around the corner? Stores start putting out their Christmas decorations.
  • Did you hear about the soldier who snuck behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree? He was a decorated veteran.
  • My Christmas tree wss very happy when I removed the decorations from it. It was absolutely delighted.
  • Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween? To scare people who are claustrophobic
  • What do you call the crazy people who are already putting up christmas decorations? Orna-mental
  • Inappropriately early decorations really annoy me I mean christmas is literally a year away, and all the houses on my street are decked out already!
  • I swear it gets earlier every year.... there is 357 days until Christmas, and people already have their X-Mas decorations up.
Decoration joke, I swear it gets earlier every year....

Gather Around for Heartwarming Decoration Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about decoration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas tree decorating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decoration pranks.

Dear Charlie, We've been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.

When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.
When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.
And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.
I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.
Cordially, Harry

It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**....

It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**.... h**... was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.

A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...

He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"
The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"
"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a v**... Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins in Paradise.

Useful Metric Equivalents

* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
Edit - formatting

Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree...

After hours and hours of sub-zero temperatures, a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turns to the other and says, "Enough is enough! I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

A pilot bailed out of his crashing plane and landed on an uncharted island.

He soon found himself surrounded by natives with spears. A big native adorned with decorations points at the pilot.
I'm s**..., says the pilot.
God opens up the clouds and says to the pilot, No, you're not s**.... Grab the closest spear and throw it through the leader's heart.
The pilot does this.
NOW you're s**..., says God.

Decoration joke, Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.