Decorate Jokes

Following is our collection of pasty puns and comedians one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decorate jokes for adults, dirty traditional jokes and clean interracial dad gags for kids.

The Best Decorate Puns

Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?

To scare people who are claustrophobic

My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..

..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake

What's a chemists favourite thing to do at Christmas?

Decorate his chemistree.

I found some cheap old paint and used it to decorate my beadroom. That night, the whole room lit up...

Turned out to be LED based paint.

You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...

But there will be grim repercussions.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

so a train station noticed that alot of the passengers where either musicians or gardeners.

so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do cows decorate their birthday parties with?


What does a comedian decorate their walls with?

Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)

Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?

Because decorations end with rations

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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