Decorate Jokes
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This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room.
For Jesus.
I can't believe christmas is 364 days away...
And people already have their decorations up.
Dear Charlie, We've been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.
When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.
When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.
And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.
I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.
Cordially, Harry
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**....
It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to h**.... h**... was a decorated war hero and qualified leader.
At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up
IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: What?
A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...
He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"
The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"
"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a v**... Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins in Paradise.
What's the similarity between a Christmas tree and a guy who had a vasectomy?
Their balls are decorative.
I just finished decorating my xmas tree with tampons.
For the Christmas period.
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