Silly Decorate Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree?
Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.
Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?
To scare people who are claustrophobic
My girlfriend made me one of those sculpted 3D cakes for my birthday but wouldn't stop reminding me how it took her all day to decorate it..
..which is surprising since to me it looked like a piece of cake
Blowing up a Balloon.
My niece had a p**... baby that spent 2 weeks on a ventilator because her lungs were not fully developed yet. She continued to have breathing problems as a toddler and needed to you inhalers to get enough oxygen.
On her 3rd birthday, she insisted on helping her mom decorate for her party. And despite her chronic breathing issues, that little girl was able to blow up a balloon faster than the entire United States Air Force.
My neighbor knocked on my door and said it was too early to decorate my house for Halloween
Big talk from someone who wears her witch costume year-round.
I got a voting booth to decorate my house today
it really polls the room together
What's a chemists favourite thing to do at Christmas?
Decorate his chemistree.
I found some cheap old paint and used it to decorate my beadroom. That night, the whole room lit up...
Turned out to be LED based paint.
You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...
But there will be grim repercussions.
What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?
Their bigotry.
so a train station noticed that alot of the passengers where either musicians or gardeners.
so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes
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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?
Because his skeleton was in the closet
What do cows decorate their birthday parties with?
Bull-oons!
What does a comedian decorate their walls with?
Joke a dots! (Instead of polka dots)
Why do families who decorate a lot end up starving?
Because decorations end with rations
