Decor Jokes

Following is our collection of orn puns and decorator one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Decor jokes for adults, dirty employment jokes and clean decoration dad gags for kids.

The Best Decor Puns

Amusingly, the flow of excrement in the sewer system is well-regulated.

And thanks to modern architectural decor, it's all in all a pretty solid waste system.

You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...

But there will be grim repercussions.

What is decor?

Its de center of de apple...

Why was the home decor manager always interviewing people for the bedding department?

She wanted pillow talk!

A decorator decided to kill himself by drinking tin of varnish.

It was horrible as he was dying, but it was a beautiful finish.


What did the decorators say when they went to church?

"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Ghetto Halloween Decor

There is an abundance of fixtures jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and decor puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any spokesperson witze you can hear about decor.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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