Decomposing Jokes
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Funniest Decomposing Short Jokes
Short decomposing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decomposing humour may include short deprecating jokes also.
- When Mozart died, you could hear his music playing backwards at his grave. He was decomposing.
- What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
- Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.
- After Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc. He was just decomposing.
- They dug up Mozart's grave. When they opened the casket he was madly erasing his music... Of course, he was de-composing.
- A few hundred years ago, Mozart was composing beautiful music But for a while now, hes only been de-composing.
- Suddenly I hear classical music coming from a grave, sounds like its being played backwards? Oh, that's just Beethoven decomposing .
- Old musicians don't die. They just decompose.
- True musicians never die. They just start decomposing.
- What's the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes, the other decomposes...
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Decomposing One Liners
Which decomposing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decomposing? I can suggest the ones about degrading and breakdown.
- What's Mozart up to these days? Decomposing.
- What is beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing.
- What does a dead musician do? He decomposes
- What does Beethoven do in his grave? He decomposes
- What's Mozart doing in his grave? Decomposing.
- What did Beethoven do after he died? He decomposed.
- What's Beethoven doing now? Decomposing.
- What do you call a dead musician? A decomposer.
- What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing
- What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing.
- What do you call someone who writes death metal instrumentals? A decomposer
- How does a corpse write music? He decomposes.
- What do you call someone who writes Death Metal music? A Decomposer
- What do you call a zombie songwriter? A De-composer
- What do you call a dead songwriter? A decomposer
Cheerful Decomposing Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about decomposing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean excrement jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decomposing pranks.
Strange music
In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
The day after Beethoven's f**...
The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."
A Mans walking in a cemetery and he hears this noise...
It sounded like someone was using a eraser. He walks towards a grave and it gets louder. So he digs up the casket and sees Mozart Erasing all of his music,and the man says "Mozart what are you doing!" Then Mozart says "I'm decomposing"
When Mozart died
When Mozart died people would go and visit his grave, but they kept hearing his music playing backwards.
Even when they left and came back, there was still his music playing backwards. People were confused why the music was always backwards, then they finally figured it out...
He was decomposing.
A man walks into a graveyard..
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.
It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.
I was walking through a graveyard in Europe...
When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify.
"This is really strange...", he said. "This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."
"Well, that makes sense", I said. "He's decomposing."
Beethoven
Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"
