The Best 9 Decomposer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decomposer jokes. There are some decomposer blownaparte jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decomposer mozart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Decomposer Jokes and Puns

What do you call a dead musician?

A decomposer.

What do you call someone who writes death metal instrumentals?

A decomposer

What do you call a dead songwriter?

A decomposer

The song of the fungi is actually quite beautiful

He's decomposer

In his prime Mozart was one of the best composers.

But after his death he became a decomposer.


What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.

What do you call a zombie that writes music...?

Decomposer.

What did the Germans used to call Mozart?

De composer.

What do the English now call Mozart?

Decomposer.

What does the bacteria do in the orchestra?

It works as a decomposer

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decomposer chopin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decomposer classical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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