Decomposer Jokes

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The Best Decomposer Puns

What do you call a dead musician?

A decomposer.

What do you call someone who writes death metal instrumentals?

A decomposer

What do you call a dead songwriter?

A decomposer

In his prime Mozart was one of the best composers.

But after his death he became a decomposer.

The song of the fungi is actually quite beautiful

He's decomposer

What do you call a zombie musician?

A decomposer.

What do you call a zombie that writes music...?


What did the Germans used to call Mozart?

De composer.

What do the English now call Mozart?


What does the bacteria do in the orchestra?

It works as a decomposer

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