The Best 10 Decompose Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decompose jokes. There are some decompose corpse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decompose cranberries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decompose Jokes and Puns

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Old musicians don't die.

They just decompose.

What happens to musicians when they die

They de-compose

What does Mozart do in his grave?

Decompose

Musicians never die

They just decompose.


What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What do all the great composers in the world do after they die?

They De-Compose!

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

Artists can often be compared to a parabola

After they compose, they decompose.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decompose satchel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decompose haydn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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