Decompose Jokes

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The Best Decompose Puns

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Old musicians don't die.

They just decompose.

What happens to musicians when they die

They de-compose

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?


What do all the great composers in the world do after they die?

They De-Compose!

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

Artists can often be compared to a parabola

After they compose, they decompose.

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