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From the time it was discovered to the time it was declassified as a planet, pluto did not make a full revolution around the sun.
It was a tough year.
Trump says he could declassify documents by just thinking about it. So…how do we know this proves it never happened?
Because he never thinks about anything but himself.
Pluto's Orbit
Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?
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