Following is our collection of profess puns and pronounce one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Declare jokes for adults, dirty declaration jokes and clean breach dad gags for kids.
France surrenders
Italy changes sides
Both lose
His aide said, "So what do think are some good ways to prevent it?"
Trump replied, "Prevent it?"
After getting off the plane in Sydney, the man waits to go through Australian customs.
"Do you have anything to declare?" asks the Australian customs officer.
"No" replies the British man.
"Do you have a criminal record?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that was still a requirement."
Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!
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A blonde goes to court.
Eventually the judge says: I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the 10000 US$.
The blonde is thrilled: Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?
He said " I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
I replied "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!
"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose.
Traveller: Only an undying love of travel puns.
Border officer: ...You just crossed a line, kid.
Well, I do declare.
Epstein didn't kill hims Elf.
With a white flag.
Because the cabin boy wouldn't share his booty!
5, 6, 7, 8 loser is a buffer state.
WHO declared COVID-19 as a pandemic.
So this handyman was caught working without a license. He was a bit of a diy guy and had decided to fix some things himself, but wasn't licensed to do so and they weren't up to standard.
In the court, the judge received a note from his assistant and immediately declare him guilty for working without a license and for bribing.
Turns out he had done some jury rigging.
I was driving back to Canada with my family when we came to the border. After a short wait in line, we get to the guard booth, and he asks if I have anything to declare. With a sigh, I turn to my wife and say, "Honey, I want a divorce."
*Surrendre*
They do declare!
The only thing NASA has to do is declare war on Mars!
"I'm so AUtistic!"
Declare him as Integer.
This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine
I don't know, who?
It's official guys, meat is literally murder.
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