Declaration Jokes

Make the 4th of July funnier with a few jokes based on the Declaration of Independence! Proclaim your own customs and manifesto with some of these Declaration jokes sure to get you and your friends laughing.

Quirky and Hilarious Declaration Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

After what happened at the U.S. Captiol

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Austria declares war on China:

„We have 200 soldiers and 3 Tanks

China accepst: „We have 4 Million Soldiers, a Million Tanks an a couple hundred nuclear warheads

Austria replies:„We abort the declaration, we can't provide enough accomodations for the war prisoners

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom of the page

I broke up with my girlfriend on the 4th of July...

It was a Declaration of Independence.

If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence

would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?

America has the Declaration of Independence, but what does Youtube have?

The Lincoln Description

My ex said my package was like the Declaration of Independence.

because it could be mailed with just a stamp

(Groan inducing): Why was it necessary to have official witnesses at the signing of the Declaration of Independence?

Because it's not a republic without a notary public.

The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.

it was written in ink

"We hold these truths to be self evident,..." It's no wonder so many Americans still lack regard for what's in the Declaration of Independence:

It was written by British subjects.

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