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6 declaration jokes and hilarious declaration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about declaration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make the 4th of July funnier with a few jokes based on the Declaration of Independence! Proclaim your own customs and manifesto with some of these Declaration jokes sure to get you and your friends laughing.

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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS

... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

So the iPhone 7 gets arrested...

He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".

America won the war against COVID the same way they won the war against vietnam

It got too expensive and they just declared it was over.

Why girls don't have willys

Little brother came into the kitchen and declared "mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"

Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea

Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air.
Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month.
Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent.
Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil h**...! Is the war over?

France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other

France surrenders
Italy changes sides
Both lose


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