Rib-Tickling Declaration Independence Jokes that Bring Friends Together
The Final Exam
The weekend before their big history final, four college buddies decided to go to St. Louis to party with friends. However, after partying all night, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Springfield until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking their history final then, they decided to find their professor after it was over and explain to her why they had missed it.
They had gone to St. Louis for the weekend, they told her, and had planned to come back in time for the test, but on the way back, they'd taken a short cut down a dirt road and had had a flat tire. They didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and as a result they missed the final.
The Professor thought about it awhile and then agreed they could make up the final the following day.
The guys were elated. They studied together that evening and, the next morning, arrived for the test. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem. It asked:
"(For 5 points) On what date was the Declaration of Independence ratified?"
"Cool," they thought at the same time, each in his separate room. "This test is going to be a breeze."
Each wrote July 4, 1776 and then turned the page.
On the second page was written:
"(For 95 points): Which tire?"
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page
My wife must be feeling patriotic today...
... because she just declared her independence.
Catalonia declared independence. What now?
Everybody expects the Spanish imposition.
If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence
would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?
July 4th, 1776
British: Just saying it, doesn't make you independent..
Thomas Jefferson: I didn't say it, I declared it.
America has the Declaration of Independence, but what does Youtube have?
The Lincoln Description
My ex said my package was like the Declaration of Independence.
because it could be mailed with just a stamp
2 of my pets just packed their bags and left home!
"It is Cat... alans that have declared independence", I screamed up the road after them.
(Groan inducing): Why was it necessary to have official witnesses at the signing of the Declaration of Independence?
Because it's not a republic without a notary public.
The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.
it was written in ink
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"We hold these truths to be self evident,..." It's no wonder so many Americans still lack regard for what's in the Declaration of Independence:
It was written by British subjects.
