The Best 5 Decks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decks jokes. There are some decks circumstance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decks dives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decks Jokes and Puns

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit
down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there
sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says,
"How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him
unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do
that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting
a job!"

Did you know...

An AGM guided missile has an explosion big enough to wreck several decks on a warship?

Anyways, I got dishonorably discharged from the navy

At work today I brought my team new markers, crafting paper, decks of cards, and snacks

They didn't know I was coming, so I jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!

(We work in Children's mental health and everyone got a kick out of it)

Which deck of cards does Professor Oak use for his poker games?

His poker decks.

Why do guys by tiny houses?

To make their decks look bigger.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decks tarot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decks cards piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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