Decker Jokes
21 decker jokes and hilarious decker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about decker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Decker Short Jokes
Short decker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The decker humour may include short sunk jokes also.
- I'd never been on a London double decker, didn't have any money but told the driver I was dying to get on He looked me dead in the eye and said "Life isn't fare."
- I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at home depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker.
- I wanted a new drill for my birthday, so when my wife asked, I told her to get a Black and Decker... She's due in court next week on a racially-aggravated assault charge.
- Senseless Joke If a dog crashes a double decker bus in the middle of january was the holocaust a hoax?
- A young man was recently arrested for punching an African American women inside a local hardware store... When the police asked why, he replied: My father asked me to go find him a Black and Decker.
- Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there.
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Decker One Liners
Which decker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with decker? I can suggest the ones about upper and raft.
- How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker.
- Chris Brown is going on tour this year! He'll be sponsored by Black & Decker.
- What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker
- Ray Rice just signed another endorsement deal Black & Decker
- What is Ray Rice's favorite kind of sandwich? A double decker.
- Chris Brown is going back on tour soon. So far, only Black & Decker want to sponsor him.
- Girl, do you work at Black & Decker? Because you look like a tool.
Witty Decker Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about decker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make decker pranks.
A woman gets on a double decker bus.
She steps onto the bus and begins her ascent to the upper deck and a hefty gust of wind comes in and blows her dress up.
The bus driver, looking up the steps at her says but airy up there ma'am
To which she replies, what'd you expect, feathers?
40 blondes decided to tour London in a double Decker bus
The ones up on the top were terrified while the ones on the bottom were singing and partying. Finally the tour guide went up to the top to ask why they weren't happy like the others. One of the blondes said, "that's easy for you to say, you have a driver!"
