Deck Chair Jokes
6 deck chair jokes and hilarious deck chair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deck chair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Deck Chair Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good deck chair joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship…
The first one asks, Have you read Marx?
The other one replies, Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.
What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?
A transformer.
What was the name of the Irish deck chair?
Patty O'Furniture
Two Brits are lounging on the deck of a boat.
The first Brit says, "Good God sir, have you read Marx?"
The second Brit says, "Why yes, sir, I believe it's the wicker chairs."
I visited a nudist beach and I must say I felt very uncomfortable.
Those deck chairs were awful.
What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair?
A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)
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