The Best 3 Decisive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Decisive jokes. There are some decisive choice jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these decisive inconclusive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Decisive Jokes and Puns

Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima.

I expected them to waffle.

I'm all for women's rights...

I just wish they'd be as decisive when choosing where to eat dinner.

I asked a Genie to make me more decisive. ...Only if you forfeit your ability to make sex puns. He told me.

You could say I had a pretty hard decision in my hands.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the decisive duel puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working decisive decision piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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