Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future.
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."
A little boy asks his father: "Dad, what does it mean to be a man". The father replies: "well son, being a man means that you're the person in control of the situation, you're the one who takes all the important decisions".
"Well" - the kid answers - "then I hope to be a great man when I grow up, just like mom is".
They have trouble making sound decisions.
^jk ^lol
I need to quit making rash decisions.
He kept making rash decisions.
How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!
The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head's office. He's a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was in his office yesterday I asked him
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
They make rash decisions
....Is the day I go blind.
Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions.
"Woah, woah, woah, doc," I replied. "Let's not make any rash decisions."
I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus.
I refuse to make rash decisions.
He just said "I don't wanna make any rash decisions ."
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Those bastards just won't listen.
And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right.
Because they're never thinking straight.
She made a lotto bad decisions....
At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer.
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter
asked a bank president.
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
.
Student: Well...yes and no.
They make a lot of rash decisions.
Last year my mom shoud have celebrated her 60th birthday. But because of alcohol, smoking, drugs and other bad decisions, we all forgot...
He made too many rash decisions.
I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.
Don't make any rash decisions.
He was making too many rash decisions.
I can't believe he was acneing so stupid.
One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions.
Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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Because he grapples with lots of things
Interviewer: "Are you good at making snap decisions?"
*20 minutes later*
Me: "No."
I wasn't really sure so I said it was indecision.
Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions.
A neck tattoo that says "I make good decisions."
if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!
Sometimes life gives you opportunities where you have to choose between Hard and Easy decisions.. Can I tell you a secret? I'm both right now..
..I hate people who make definitive decisions about other people, based only on a single personality trait. Furthermore, I can not stand hypocrites.
Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
Well, on one hand...
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