Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future.
Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions.
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."
A little boy asks his father: "Dad, what does it mean to be a man". The father replies: "well son, being a man means that you're the person in control of the situation, you're the one who takes all the important decisions".
"Well" - the kid answers - "then I hope to be a great man when I grow up, just like mom is".
They have trouble making sound decisions.
^jk ^lol
I need to quit making rash decisions.
He kept making rash decisions.
How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!
The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head's office. He's a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was in his office yesterday I asked him
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
They make rash decisions
They make rash decisions
....Is the day I go blind.
Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions.
"Woah, woah, woah, doc," I replied. "Let's not make any rash decisions."
A man has been keeping 3 girlfriends, and can't decide which one to marry, so he sets us a challenge. He gives each girlfriend $1000.00 and sees what they do with it.
The first one goes out and buys a lot of fashion items. She gets the best make up, amazing skin care lotion, a personal stylist, and the most expensive perfume on the market. When the man next sees her, the new look takes his breath away, and they have wild sex all night.
The man then gives the money to his second girlfriend. She goes out and buys a 60 inch High Definition T.V, an all seasons pass to the man's favorite football team, and an autographed jersey of a Hall of Fame quarterback. When he goes to her again, they enjoy a cozy night of watching sports and chatting before falling asleep in each other's arms.
His third girlfriend invests the money the man gave her. After only 3 days, she triples his initial investment and gives him a complimentary golf set that she got as part of her deals.
When the test was over, the man reviews the way the girls spent the money. Realizing that all the girls are special in their own way, and after lots of confusion and deciding, he picks the one with the biggest tits.
I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus.
I refuse to make rash decisions.
He just said "I don't wanna make any rash decisions ."
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Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions.
He'd be screaming from outside the bathroom door, "Shit or get off the pot!" Decisions, decisions...
Because they're never thinking straight.
And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right.
She made a lotto bad decisions....
At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer.
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter
asked a bank president.
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
Who wants to buy a house with a bathroom covered in cum?
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
.
Student: Well...yes and no.
They make a lot of rash decisions.
Last year my mom shoud have celebrated her 60th birthday. But because of alcohol, smoking, drugs and other bad decisions, we all forgot...
I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.
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