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A little boy asks his father: "Dad, what does it mean to be a man". The father replies: "well son, being a man means that you're the person in control of the situation, you're the one who takes all the important decisions".
"Well" - the kid answers - "then I hope to be a great man when I grow up, just like mom is".
....Is the day I go blind.
He kept making rash decisions.
I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus.
^jk ^lol
Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
I need to quit making rash decisions.
She made a lotto bad decisions....
Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
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Student: Well...yes and no.
One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions.
They make a lot of rash decisions.
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I refuse to make rash decisions.
Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future.
How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!
Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions.
They make rash decisions
At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer.
You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right.
"Woah, woah, woah, doc," I replied. "Let's not make any rash decisions."
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
"Sir, What is the secret of your success?" a reporter
asked a bank president.
"Two words"
"And, Sir,what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"And how do you make right decisions?"
"One word."
"And,sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Wrong decisions"
He made too many rash decisions.
They have trouble making sound decisions.
Because they're never thinking straight.
Don't make any rash decisions.
He just said "I don't wanna make any rash decisions ."
Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."
I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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Which makes it easier for me, as I'm terrible at making rash decisions.
He was making too many rash decisions.
I can't believe he was acneing so stupid.
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
Last year my mom shoud have celebrated her 60th birthday. But because of alcohol, smoking, drugs and other bad decisions, we all forgot...
And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.
Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest
Those bastards just won't listen.
Coz hindsight is 2020.
...then I thought, without professional advice its best not to make any rash decisions.
And I have to say it wasn't easy or even the best of decisions. Everyone at the Samsung store seems to agree.
but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
I'm told he made too many rash decisions.
That was a great match!
Oh, really? the referee replied with a smile, clearly flattered.
Yes! I wish you had seen it!
Because they don't like strangers making all their decisions for them.
I even got my wife's permission to say so
A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband was asked what was the secret to their marriage. He replied, When we first got married, we agreed that I would make all the big decisions and she would make all the small decisions. So far it's been all small decisions.
They can't trust their gut
I really don't know what to do, but I hope I can find a buyer with connections in the black market or else I'll have to just get rid of it before I get caught..
Because my wife makes all the major decisions, while I decide on the general ones.
I woke up with an allergic reaction spreading all over my body. Instinctively I thought to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized quickly that one should never make rash decisions!
I said I already do that
I wake up hung over.
I contemplate all the decisions I made the year before.
And I try to make resolutions and I always break them.
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